Eva Lovia Pregnant.

As if you didn't know already, Eva Lovia is pregnant, but not for much longer. She's posted a bit on her site and on twitter, but it's erratic. This latest photo is the latest, and she says, not much longer on her twitter. 

Obviously, all pregnant women give you the feels and Eva always looks amazing, but this photo is pretty stunning even by her standards.

I feel more and more conflicted about her. She seems lovely in every way except that she's doubled down on being a Trump supporter which makes her (to my European senses) sound like a deranged nazi. I don't want to make excuses for her just because she's beautiful but, given half of the US supports him, maybe I should give her a fools pardon. I don't think she's given it a lot of thought - the closest to an excuse she gave was that she wanted low taxes. Sigh.

However, it's impossible to see this picture and want to criticise her. I'm sure she'll be a wonderful mother.

Favorite Pantyhose Pictures

I won't go on about it, I swear, but yes, I'm a big fan of pantyhose. To help illustrate just why they are fashion's pinnacle achievement, here is an exploration of pantyhose in 5 pictures.

(Also, I've put out an update every day for a week, A comment or two would be appreciated.)

Azure.

Maddeningly, no detail on what she's wearing, but they're super high quality. This is the only scene she did for Brazzers
Azure has an incredible butt and perfectly tapered, curvy legs. The slight shine on the dark hose picks up the light and shows off those soft curves perfectly.

This video perfectly illustrates the only core problem of panthose. Put simply, you can't get a cock through them to the soft delicious pussy hole within. In a way, that's the allure too. They frame and accentuate those curves while simultaneously denying access. Is this perhaps the reason so may femdom/fetish lovers like pantyhose so much? Only time and rigorous psychological profiling will tell. In the meantime we're left to ponder.

Keiran Lee doesn't ponder. He rips a gaping hole in Azure's pantyhose and stuffs his cock right in there. I'm conflicted about these scenes. Yes, if you're going to have penetration it's sadly necessary, and of course, we'd rather that solution than simply taking them off. Is it better than sliding them down to the top of the leg? No. I think I prefer that. It turns the band into a kind of strap at the upper leg keeping the legs together and then doggy style looks incredibly sexy. Plus, the pantyhose don't get torn up. I feel a bit like Dogmatix, who cries when Obelix knocks down a tree when this happens. He loves trees almost as much as I love hose and he doesn't like to see them damaged. In this case, the pantyhose are such high quality that they don't ladder much. She still retains all the front panel and there's just enough of a gaping hole for him to get access. So that's all good.

Dani Daniels Undisputed.

I haven't seen this style much, but I love them. They make a good compromise between pantyhose and stockings, leaving crotchless access while still getting a nice accentuating nylon band over the hips.
Also, the wrap-over effect makes them look kinda bondage-y which is plus.
However, just looking at them, they must be totally impractical, constantly tugging over your hips.
However, if we've learning anything from porn, it's that pantyhose are only to be worn briefly and then ripped off. Boo. Shame.

The unfortunate thing here is that they don't look very good quality. There are bands of light and dark showing the stretches from where she pulled them on and the colour isn't perfectly even. Plus, who thought this denier was good idea? They should be much more opaque.

Still, an excellent choice for Dani, who perfectly combines that girl-next-door look with being a beautiful slut.

Eva Lovia Pearl Pantyhose

My favorite pantyhose picture of all time. It's Eva of course, who can make anything look exceptional but the pantyhose are just delicious. The soft, pearly white colour. The contrasting seams and the black panty with white seams and the thick band just add up to perfection.

In the video, Eva makes a lot out of them, caressing her legs, spreading them, tugging at the band, sliding her fingers over her crotch and then cheekily slipping a hand inside. She does all this with her trademark beaming smile She's saying "Aren't these lovely? Don't you just love looking at them?"

At least, that's the voice in my head. Unfortunately she sheds them about two thirds of the way through the video.

Also, they're footless. So are they really pantyhose at all? Thankfully the Supreme Court ruling in StrumpfFaben vs The Fetish Alliance [2018] gave a definitive ruling that yes, footless tights are pantyhose, so we can all breathe a sigh of much-needed relief there.

I have looked for these pantyhose online for a long time. Every now and again I delve into the internet searching for them, I've never found anything that combines the contrasting panty and seams, footless or otherwise.
If by some miracle, you know what they are PLEASE TELL ME.

I think this may be my favorite porn video of all time. Just looking at these grainy gifs again makes me want to watch this most-watched video all over again. Can you imagine what it would be like to feel those legs in those hose? Heaven, that's what it would feel like..

Finally, Eva again, because Eva.

This is my favorite Eva video of all time and the pantyhose play a big part of that. I made a PMV in which they feature a lot and posted it to pornhub. In the comments, somebody asked what the pantyhose were, and someone else answered, actually linking to the original video where they had already answered it.
OMFG what a coincidence. I'd longed to know what they were. They are Transparenze Strip Cortina - see here from TightsDepartment
I bought a pair (after thanking the poster profusely)
They're excellent quality and wonderfully sexy. I wish I'd bought two.

On that subject here's a few more I'd like to try.

Miss Naughty 100 Denier Blackout Crotchless Tights
Miss Naughty Over The Knee Crotchless Tights
Miss O Open Gusset Crotchless Gloss Tights 20 Denier with Back Seam P211
Diavola Opaque Strip Panty Suspender Tights by Fiore
ELEGANT MOMENTS CROTCHLESS TIGHTS WITH DIAMOND NET TOP


Any recommendations?

Perfect Porn# 5 Natashas Bedroom Cuckold Therapist

Natasha's Bedroom

So, this is a little different, and maybe if you've read the others this will be a bit of a handbrake turn, but this is my list, so skip ahead or maybe keep going.

Natasha, no surname, has a clips4sale site at Natasha's Bedroom at Clips4Sale

It is by far my favourite clips4sale site, and she is really wonderful, even though 75% of her stuff doesn't interest me at all.

All her videos are solo - talking to camera, femdom stuff. So far, so ho-hum. But yes, she's different. For a start she's very pretty, and (spot the theme here) she can really act. She sells the premise of each video with all her might and she packs a lot of emotional punch in her small frame.

The scene I've particularly picked is from this video 

Natasha's Bedroom.   Cuckold Therapy

In the 10 minute film, Natasha is your therapist and you've come to her because of your small penis and inablity to satisfy your wife. She has a look at your little penis, agrees that you are very small, way, way too small to satisfy a woman and suggests you encourage her take other lovers with big fat cocks who can satisfy her while you fluff for her, watch and masturbate.

I bet there are one hundred other videos on clips4sale with the same premise, but they're all garbage and this one is incredible. It's her delivery that makes it not just stand out, but reach out and grab you by the brain. "Think about your wife getting fucked." She says. Anyone could write that line and say it. But her delivery lifts it out of the ordinary. The way she says "fucked" is perfect. Shit, the way she says 'Think about' is perfect.  Obviously it's hard to describe her tone and manner and the image doesn't do it justice, but take it from me, Natasha knows how to say "fucked."

In this, as in pretty much all her videos she's playful, gentle, and completely dominating. She delivers lines in a helpful, intimate way, and the lines burn. "You're going to be thinking about your wife getting pounded by other men with big fucking fat cocks." A lesser woman would scowl, Natasha smiles a great big smile as she says this, fingering a huge black dildo. That smile is everything. If she barked out her lines with a frown it would fall flat. With the smile, she sells it. You will be thinking about it. I'm thinking about it now.

The video is 10 minutes long and ends with a countdown and a CEI bit at the end. All ten minutes is pure gold but there are several points where she starts talking about cleaning up after a gang-bang and listening through the bedroom wall, to her getting pounded in the bedroom. During these parts, it goes platinum.

Mid way through, she pulls down her top and her bra, just enough to expose her nipples and she plays with them as she encourages you to jerk off. She pops them back in again to get out her demonstration big black dildo cock, then takes them out again as she spells out how you're cuckold lifestyle is going to be from now on. "The last time you had sex? That's the last time you'll ever have sex.'. She's understanding, but firm. "I know it's a little distressing to think about, but this is your new normal."

She did a follow-up for this one, where she's sitting on a chair and you can see her legs better. It's a lot more about enforced chastity and it's pretty good too but this first one is a stand-out exception. Her best work.

I don't think the video would really "reprogram your fantasies" as she says - if you're not into femdom cuckold stuff you'd probably turn off after ten seconds, but if you do have this kink, there's nobody better and this is her best video so far.

Natasha posts a lot. A lot of it is CEI stuff and poppers and chastity which is okay, but not really my thing. It's all femdom, but only 1 in twenty videos are really cuckold videos and of them there's only a handful of good ones.
She never does anything but solo and rarely goes further than topless but for me, she's still the best femdom performer out there because her voice and acting are so spot on. I highly recommend you go peruse her material and see if there's anything you like. You won't be disappointed.

Tormented

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PMV : Jolee Love Gangbang Superstar

Jolee  Love

Jolee Love is German. German porn stars seem to come in just two flavours. Wildly uninhibited cam models who have sex with someone who may or may not be their brother. And Bukkake specialists who seem to have been raised in a Spartan sex cult to be the vanguard of a depraved army of Teutonic gang-bang sluts.

Jolee love holds the of rank major general in that second cohort. She's done a lot of work with Legal Porno which do a series of man-train type gang-bang videos - 7 to 10 guys doing one girl, or sometimes two.
Many people say these videos are very samey - same outfits, sets, poses - everything and that's true, but Jolee does them so well that she elevates the whole setup to another level.

One of the thing she doess, is what's called a spitroast, standing. She's quite tall, and inevitably wearing towering pornstar platforms, so she thrusts one leg out and bends her other knee. I love this pose. Naturally she has one hand reaching for a cock as well as her busy mouth while she's getting pounded, but she also tends to lean on, or hold on to one of the many men so as to keep steady. I also love this, especially as she's usually giving a smoldering look to the camera at the same time.

She's one of those performers who knows where the camera is and she's never so gooned out that she doesn't know when to catch it's eye, sometimes peeping out from a forest of thrusting cocks to wink at the viewer.
LegalPorno gave her at least half a dozen opportunities to showcase these skills. She and her director make the most of the setup in ways I really like. First-off she's usually in an outfit that she can keep wearing at least some of while she's being manhandled and fucked. Then she usually makes a good show of the set-up. Even with ten guys she makes sure to give each a little attention in the run up, giving the camera lots of excited, "I can't believe I'm so lucky." side-eye all the while. In one of her videos she checks out her man-train while walking up stairs past them, and then they pack up on her at the top.  In another, she slides around on her knees, giving each a short blowjob while winking at the camera. In another she grinds on each one in turn, their cocks between her legs. So, samey yes, but also imaginative and blisteringly hot.
She'll often follow that with a lot of group fondling and her clothes being at least partially removed by her men. I really like the fondling. Dozens of hands reaching out to caress and slap and tug at her. Once again, lots of grinning side-eye while she's pulled around and manhandled.
Then, we're either into her sinking to her knees for some blowbang or she'll do her signature, leg-outstretched spitroast, one arm flailing for a cock. Often, there's a train forming to do her doggy while others switch in and out for her mouth.
Unfortunately we then move on to the main event which is her either on her back or all fours being DPd. Legal Porno sells these videos on DP, DAP and all that but it's the least interesting part for me. She's too obscured. You get more shots of flabby man-ass than her and since they're now in front of her you get very little eye-action. And of course, these scenes constitute much of the movie so I'm often skipping past all that to scenes I prefer.
Those may include Jolee being led by a leash or her hair from one part of the set to another - fantastic. Or sometimes they'll move her to a wall to do a man-train on her with her face pushed against it. Lots of eye action in those.
Naturally there's bukkake at the end. There's only so  many ways for a bunch of guys to dump their loads in her face, and while I like that, one scene is much like another. The only variation there is just how many they can manage to spurt on her at the same time - usually not many.
She's done other porn too, including a good scene with . Evil Angel but her multiple guy videos are her . stand-out MVP area.

As you might guess, I've spent a lot of time with Jolee as I make a PMV of her. It's not finished. As sometimes happens, I got to the end of the song, but didn't want to cut anything I'd done, but I still hadn't got to the finish, so I spliced another two minutes of the same song onto the end and ketp going, but now it feels disjointed - not the music, I just veered off in a kind of chronological direction and I need to bring it back, and I'm still not really near the cumshot ending. Plus, I started adding some PrincessAmiAudio clips to it, and adding a bunch of titles, but they're only in the second half. I should have split it into two versions. Oh well, It'll all come together eventually.
Here's a clip from near the middle.

Wants his kiss

This made me smile, and to be honest, gave me squishy feelings. Went straight back to writing.

Eval Lovia, Cuckold Caprtion. Power

Power

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No.
I will tell you how it’s going to be in this relationship.
I will do whatever I like with whoever I like.
You will accept this and be content.
That is the end of it.
Are you crying?
I understand. You feel joy. And release.
Let it all out baby.
I will be everything to you.
You need only to obey me.
In Everything.

Eva Lovia. Cuckold Caption. The way she looks at him.

The way she looks at him.

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The way she looks at him.
Does she know she’s doing it? Does she even care?
When I agreed. When I gave in. She said it would just be one time. Then it was another time. Then just one more.
She said it was just sex. That he scratched that particular itch she had. That it would make ‘us’ stronger.
But when she comes back after being with him, she just rolls over and sleeps. When we do have sex, she just seems bored. And when she pretends to be into it, it’s so obvious, it hurts so bad.
But the way she looks at him. It’s like a knife in my heart.
And she doesn’t care.

Eva Lovia. Cuckold Caption. Control

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Now, you’re going to just kneel there and do what I say, understand?
I know you have these feelings of ... inadequacy ... of weakness ...
It’s time you faced up to them, embraced them.
You’re going to masturbate to me. Yes, now, while kneeling in front of me.
Yes. I want you to. I give you permission . No need to hide, let’s just have this out in the open.
Masturbate to me. Now.
This is how we’re going to have sex from now on. Me in my lingerie. You, staring and masturbating.
No contact.
Don’t worry about me. I’ll be fine. Once you’re done I’m going to call James and he’ll take care of my needs. Again.
You like the sound of that? Yes, honey. Do it now. Do you want to spunk on my feet?
Uh huh. Yes. Good boy.
Go clean up. I want to change.

Brooklyn Gray

Brooklyn Gray

Oh boy, have I fallen hard for this girl. I saw her first in a 'Deeper.com' video, clip below, and I thought 'Who the fuck is she?' 

That video was part of a wider set but it was the only one she was solo in. I searched more and found she'd only been in the business a short while, but she'd already made some amazing films. 

For me, she has everything that I like. Incredible smile, totally enthusiastic, convincing expressions and a turn of phrase that stops you in your tracks. 

After I'd collected a few scenes I began making a PMV of her. I used The Underworld Cowgirl track and built it around that Deeper.com scene. I just put clip after clip after clip in time to the beat. It's a quite a sonorous, repetitive track and even though I'd chosen edits on a .45 second beat I found I barely needed to repeat them. She's so good that there's dozens of great short clips in every one of her movies. She looks at the camera, winks, smiles, does a really special doe-eyed submissive thing, talks slutty and generally burns up the screen all the time. 

She's the first girl in a long time that made me join sites just to get some scenes I couldn't find elsewhere. 

It's been quite a while since I went so full-on for a porn star that it made making the PMV an unalloyed pleasure. The only problem was that as I was finishing up she was releasing new material which I felt I need to incorporate. As sometimes happens, I wanted to keep going after the song ended, and I didn't want to go back and remove anything, even though 'Cowgirl' is five minutes long. So I just beat-matched it to another track from the same album and kept going. I still have enough material for a seuqel, but it  had begun to feel like it would never finish so I posted a 'final' to pornhub. Its' here.

I also rejoined twitter just so I could post a link to the video onto her feed. She didn't comment, but I didn't really expect her to - no you have something in your eye .  

I'd had an account on pornhub before - I posted a bunch of PMVs to it. One of them, I think it was the Lana Rhodes one went kind of crazy with views and then suddenly the account was yanked for DCMA violation. They don't tell you which video, and it may actually have been for the music rather than the video. So that sucked, but I don't have anywhere else public to post stuff.

Anyway, Brooklyn's twitter is fascinating and slightly disturbing. She uses the name Brooklyn 'Just a hole' Gray, and she has 'Urinal' tattooed on her bottom lip. Her deep throat skills are incredible, and nowhere better displayed on the couple of videos she did for EvilAngel. She's also done videos for  Bang and Nympho which are excruciatingly submissive and fuck-dollish. She's done blow-bangs but no actual gang bang videos yet. At the speed she's going, I'd give it a couple of weeks. As often is the case, I wonder where she would be if she'd gone the straight acting route. Maybe she'd never have gotten anywhere, but I think she could be a great actress. She has the personality and talent to do almost anything and she crackles with energy and a powerful charisma.

Does he pass the beer test? They ask of politicians. I'd love to go for a beer with Brooklyn. It might turn into a three day fuelled bender that ends with us on the run from the law but I'd still go without a second's hesitation.

I wish her all the best. She's certainly given porn fans hours of happy fapping and she's leaving a legacy behind right from the start of her career.