Anna Claire Clouds PMV

Anna Claire Clouds PMV

 As I may have written a few times already, sometimes when I start a PMV I get very enthusiastic about and idea and then run out of steam. But sometimes, I get really into it and plough through very quickly. The difference, always, is the pornstar. And it's never how they look, but how they act in scenes.

Anna introduces herself.

Anna Claire Clouds is one of those stars that just seems to leap out of the screen. Glances, sounds, smiles, movement. She does everything so well and she's done a bunch of great scenes. She's on a career high right now, and the main thing that slowed me down on this one was that new scenes kept coming out that I felt I had to include.

Amazing scene from Amateur Allure

For this, I used two Chemical Brothers tracks, ElektroBank and Hey Boy, Hey Girl. I don't transition between them very well, partly because ElektroBank has a stupid MC part at the end and then starts really suddenly. There's no way to blend it in easily. This also makes this quite long. To be honest I had trouble finding where to cut it off. 

Only ACC is in this. She's done many many threesome and girl-girl scenes and as usual I skipped all of those so I can concentrate on her and her amazing face. I find including scenes with another actor just doesn't feel right.

Anna really puts it all into her performance

So, what's so great about her? First off - she has incredible energy. She's incapable of just lying there. She's bucking, she's writhing, she's pushing back, she's grabbing at her partner. She's also so into the scene that at times her partners seem to be just clinging on for dear life.

Anna looks amazing

Secondly, like all my favorites she gives those amazing glances under her eyelashes to the camera. I never like scenes with no eye contact and Anna just can't help catching the camera over and over. Picking out those clips was a pleasure. There's an eyelid flick around every corner and each one is more expressive than the last.

Kissing dominates the whole break section.

But what really makes her stand out is kissing. Anna kisses her partner in almost every scene she does. And not just some fake, over-directed things. She grabs them, throws an arm around them and works her face onto theirs. She loves kissing and nothing makes a scene better. I include a couple of long sections where she's just throwing herself at her partners, sometimes to their obvious shock and surprise.

There's no fancy effects or editing tricks in this. It's practically all just zoom and pan, pan and zoom. I colour-corrected some clips where the edits jarred, but apart form that it's all just Anna as the original file was published, with each clip cut to the beat of each track.

New Cartoon

 A while ago, I did this.

I've been working on another video - not a sequel, but the same style, ever since.

The basic story here is - our hero has cuckold fantasies - he jerks off to internet dommes and cuckold porn, but he doesn't ever imagine his actual wife in these scenarios - he just likes the porn. 

Then his wife, played by Eva Lovia gets a job offer to work on a TV show in L.A. - a big opportunity for her, but it will mean a month away from home. Thinking this will be a great opportunity to really indulge his cuck porn addiction, he encourages her, and even calls in a favour from an old college buddy who is now a bigshot TV producer to help secure her the job. 

There's a tearful goodbye as she jets off. But before he gets a chance to revel in the privacy and his cuck porn collection, his wife calls to say her sister needs a place to stay for a while , so shes going to move into their spare room for an open-ended period.

His sister in law, played by Emma Lux, is totally different to his innocent wife. She sees straight through him to see the beta cuck loser he really is. Within days she's ferreted out his porn collection, his online accounts and his particular shameful fetish. 

Emma explains the awful truth.

She blackmails and manipulates him, and within a couple of weeks he's been manoeuvred intoto agreeing to his wife cucking him in LA with the friend he called in the favour for. Emma makes this look like it's all his idea. There's a series of escalating video calls with his wife as she casting-couches her way to success, where he has to pretend he's cool with all this. Meanwhile the sister in law humiliates, teases and bullies him at home. 

There's quite a bit of ambiguity and double-meaning in the conversations between Peter and Eva, where he thinks she's asking his agreement for her to interview for bigger roles, but it could also mean she's asking if he's okay with her hooking up with his friend.

In the scenes with Emma, she never explicitly blackmails him, although she's sure to leave that impression as she takes compromising photos and videos of him.

I'm happy with the casting choices. I have a ton of clips of Eva on the phone, doing cam stuff, interviews etc. And her higher-class videos for Digital Playground and Vixen have loads of story elements.  Emma is just so deliciously mean and has done so much content it's relatively easy to find clips that work.

As before though, the whole process of cutting, copying, prequelling and porting the files is a pain. Also, the timing and pacing is so awkward in Premiere - getting text and visuals to line up in interesting ways is painful and making edits to them is exasperating as you work with the video, frames, text boxes etc. etc.

The process pf writing it, is even more organic than with a standard PMV. I have a rough outline of where the scene is going, pick clips for that, lay them out, switch the positions, closeups etc. so it has some visual interest. But making text match the visual to match the text is a back-and-forth balancing act, so when I have a good scene I'll try to write dialog to match it, but other times I can't write what I want because there's no clip that can make it work visually. 

Emma reassures her cuck

The main problem though is that I tend to write dialog-heavy, over-written screeds of text. Cutting it down to the most-impactful essentials is really difficult. Comics are not supposed to be walls of text with a few pictures. I have to constantly fight the urge to blurb ever longer paragraphs into text boxes. This is a battle I am consistently losing.

My appreciation for comic writers and artists grows all the time. Even if I had complete freedom to create any image in a panel I don't think I could do much better than my clumsy efforts. Brevity, and show-don't-tell are the hardest things to master. 

I estmate this is around two thirds towards a complete first draft. But I have to go back and fix timings in a lot of places, and where I've done simple text boxes and a frame of video or two, I need to rework sections so it's more visually arresting. Plus, groan, a lot of the text needs to be edited down to make it concise. The groan there is that reducing text means reducing video length with all the knock-on effects. 

I'm constantly amazed at the visual impact that this cartoon filter has. I'm working with images of two of the most beautiful women, ever, but when I lay out the cartoonified images they have an impact that seems even greater than the originals. Does this mean I'm intimidated by real women and really see them as unreal fantasy figures? Yes, probably. In fact, that should have been obvious some time ago.

Cuck therapy.

As usual the idea of publishing this gives me the heebie jeebies. Not that it's disturbing - as usual the whole story is suffused with love and affection. There's always a happy-ever-after for me. But even more than with a PMV, I've taken clips of performers work and mashed them into something else. I've put words in their mouths and presented the whole as my own work. I doubt Eva Lovia would care one jot at this time, but Emma Lux is a working performer making amazing content. I doubt she'd give permission for this to be published and worse, she might be really annoyed and upset about it. Making either of them unhappy is a horrible idea. 

I plan to send Emma a message telling her about it. While it's not her words, and the video is changed, who know, she might like it, and I'll put promotional messages for her IWC and onlyfans all over it. Eva is a different matter, she has her podcast now, and I can't imagine there's a bunch of cuck-hounds who want to subscribe to it. Though of course, there's just her coffee tip-jar thing, so maybe I could promote that.

This is just window-dressing to assuage my guilt at stealing their content and repurposing it of course. 

Working on the project is fun, but frustrating. I don't get to write at the pace I'd like. The visuals make it more restrictive and editing is a pain. But, working on the double path where the text feeds off the available scenes and the visuals inspire the text is very satisfying. 

I think this one will finish up being around twelve minutes long. I'm sometimes inclined to write it as an actual story but I'd feel guilty about writing anything while Ashley Mike and Dave linger on my hard drive, accusing me when I waste hours on other stuff.

A bad idea : Cartoon PMV

A Bad Idea : A cartoonPMV

Did something different recently. Not a PMV, more a kind of comic/cartoon story thing.

A while ago I started seeing video clips with a cartoon filter, like the one on the left. I liked these a lot, but I didn't know what had created them and I tried to get a similar effect using After Effect's cartoon filter. The results weren't good but I noodled about with making an animated cuckold cartoon. I didn't like the overall effect though and I abandoned it ... until ... I saw that the filter was from an app called prequel. 

I downloaded it onto my phone and tried it on some clips. Very, very nice. The only problem was that it's only available on phones and I could find no equivalent plugin. 

But i was so pleased with it that I started a new cuckold animated comic thing, painstakingly selecting clips. moving them to the phone, applying the filter, saving and moving them back.

But I really, really liked the effect. 

To begin with, I made pretty basic 'pages'. When I was noodling around I'd tried to animate the frames themselves and that was (a) massively fiddly and (b) confusing to read. So I kept it pretty simple.

Initially, I'd made actual pages, which flipped over, but I abandoned this too, making parts more like scenes which moved the story along.

For the (very tropey) story - man visits domme, develops cucky fantasies, admits it all to his wife, turns out she's cucking him all along - I intercut the scenes with his wife with ones with Crystal Knight - the domme. For those, there are only clips of crystal staring down the viewer, usually full-screen.

But for the scenes with Kimber, I needed more than just sex. I had to have some talky scenes and ones where she interacts more-or-less normally. That was why I'd chosen Kimber, because I had several such scenes with her. In retrospect, although Kimber is lovely, if I was doing this again I'd go with one of the stars from MyWifeIsMyPornstar, ideally one who did a HouseWife 1 on 1. Allie Haze springs to mind.

That's not to diss Kimber, who is outstanding and amazingly pretty but I found myself hunting for more scenes rather than having to re-use the couple of minutes of footage I had.

Since I'd been concentrating so hard on getting clips and moments from the stock I had, I just let the story wander along as I usually do. Scene suggests text which suggests next scene and on and on. Being able to switch between Kimber and Crystal was great as I could make the story develop without having to make everything match up. Also, variety. 

At the start I'd assumed all this would be silent, but as I moved into the sec scenes I felt it would be better to have those scenes with some kind of moaning sex from the actual scene. Which meant music for the rest. Obviously having dialog and lip movements match was impossible but I reckoned the viewer would be able to just ignore that. In any case, the text is mostly narration. But with the Crystal scenes - where she's playing a Domme, encouraging our hero to be a cuck, well, half of her stuff is exactly that. So it was too tempting to take some sections of her speech and incorporate them. I tried not to do this too directly, as I wouldn't be able to make it work for the whole story and then it would be confusing. 

But adding sound was a new burden on editing and sine I hadn't done this from the start I had to go back and fill in more. Plus. while I'd just let some low-key techno be the background, if the sound was more of a thing, now I wanted to make sections match the mood of the piece, emphasise the impact of scenes and play more of a part like a PMV. 

In truth though, the real difficulty was the text and video matching. text requires time to read before the next piece appears, and some time needs to remain to appreciate each visual element too. Ideally, these line up in a logical flow, hopefully adding impact to the text with the visuals. So I'd estimate that 50% of the editing time had been spent adjusting the timing and length of text, slowing or speeding up visuals to make them match and moving text around the screen so the viewers eye can follow it logically, but it doesn't obscure important parts of the visual. Plus, to keep some of the original comic book panel style I didn't want to just blat out screen-filling video and plonk text on it. I wanted insets and transitions which were visually interesting and added to the scene. Hours were lost fiddling with boxes and speed ramps and animation to make this work and inevitable compromises had to be made.

 

So why do it? Because for some reason, I think the comic-art effect makes the visual better somehow. It's hrd to explain, but somehow those clean lines and smooth tones make it all sexier. If I'd done exactly this with the original, non-filtered video it would look okay, but it wouldn't pop like it does. That's partly because I like these kind of cucky stories and having the text boxes and panel-style art makes it work as familiar format. Making each scene feels very satisfying and I'm really making these things just for myself. 

Back to the story. This is the kind of thing that I've landed on now. Kimber is casually cruel but there's always a possibility that she really loves our hero. She knows this is what he wants and she's happy to give it to him. She's never going to leave him. In fact, she goes to a lot of trouble to make him happy, even though that means being incredibly mean to him, cucking and humiliating him. 

His sessions with Crystal and his memories of them make it a bit fresher than the standard cuck story and being able to match text with images so exactly is kind of what makes it fun. I learned a new respect for those layout and lettering people you see in comic credits. Positioning the text so it fits well with the images is damn tricky.

To be honest, it all got a bit out of control. I was at 20 minutes duration with no denouement in sight, partly due to me going back and adding more into the earlier sections as ideas struck me and I found more suitable clips. 

I hope I didn't take too much of a cop out at the end. I've always preferred a happy-ever-after ending and I think going further would just have been more repetition. 

If I go again, I want to find sources where the star has done as many interviews as possible - need scenes of her talking to camera. Eye-to-camera sex scenes, and ideally some femdom scenes too. There's probably a few stars who've done that. AJ Applegate maybe. Or maybe Allie Haze, especially as she's got three of those MWMP videos.

The story leads inevitable to a scene with Kimber and her boyfriend where our hero gets to watch. As usual, there's places the story could go afterwards but these are never quite as satisfying as the build-up. So I just ended it there, with our hero ind of blissed out by the whole experience. I don't really see myself going back to it.

I did, however, start on a new one in the same vein with Emma Lux in the domme role (though in this case she's our hero's bitchy sister-in-law) and Eva Lovia in the wife role. Eva has loads of scenes from Naughty America and Digital playground with a several-minute long setup which can be easily adapated for the talky and normal-life scenes. Plus, she did a whole bunch of interviews which are great. Who knows if I'll finish this, but I'm four-for-four so far on Eva Lovia PMV completion so who knows.

Xxylana Marie PMV

Perky, Pretty Xxlayna Pounded Perfectly.

Crystal Method did a song called "Name of the Game" which was used in a number of video games back in the day. The one I remember was 'Splinter Cell' which perhaps reveals my age. Anyhoo, it's a great track with a very solid beat, just perfect for a PMV.

A while ago, my idea for this track was to pick good clips of a number of girls, and concentrate on them one at a time. Abella Danger, Xxlayna Marie, Aaliyah Hadid and others. But as I did the Aaliyah Hadid sections, I got so enamoured with her, that I spun it out to a different PMV altogether. When I went back to it, I finished the Abella Danger bit, but then, Xxlayna entranced me too and then I found even more amazing videos she's done, so this is spin-off 2. I may never finish the original. 

This video uses a lot of the HussiePass vid Xxlayna did with Jax Slayer. In fact, I had to try hard not to over-use that scene because it' so good. But the BBG one she did with them is also excellent and the other two BG ones aren't bad either. The great thing is that all four have extended BTS videos. I don't know why, but I always liked BTS scenes where the cameras, lights, etc. are in view. There's something extra pornographic about seeing the scene filmed with the crew moving about. So I mix those scenes in quite a bit with the actual filmed scenes. 

Xxlayna has done some other great ones though. A Bang : Pretty and Raw BBG is really good as well as all the Dadcrush ones she did. She seems to really go for those stepdad/stepbrother ones, or maybe she particularly got offered those. 

In many of those, Xxlayna is getting banged pretty hard, often doggy style, and those scenes are great for beat-matching so there's a lot of just extended sections where she's getting pounded to those beats. I re-used the original tracks break section a couple of times just to get as much of that in as possible. To be honest, I could have kept the whole thing going for twice as long, but quality over quantity won out. 

And there's so much quality. There's her two Netgirl scenes, a bangbros and two nympho scenes. With all this hot porn, Xxlayna is really spoiling us. She vocalises a lot too. I spent a bit of time trying to get the best audio. YMMV - sometimes people say the voice drowns out the music, other people say they can't hear words because of the track. For me, I want groaning and moaning in the background and words to be clear. Somtimes it's hard to make out on the orginal. If you can't tell what she's saying, it's probably something about the size of 'Daddy's' cock.

Thnakfully, many of these scenes concentrate on her face. She is incredibly pretty and has these, huge, dark eyes. When they hit the camera it's like being mind-melded with her. She really is amazing. 

I screwed around with masks and pointillist generated effects in this one. I wish I'd stuck to a single style, but I was experimenting, so there's a bewildering variety of crazy stuff happening in the faster scenes. I timed the original track to a neat 10 frames per beat at 29.97 which meant only speeding it up by a few percent, so it's faster than the original, but not chipmunk fast. I used a lot of masks in this one to pul out the background and either add a background effect or a distance blur so Xxlayna seems to pop out of the screen. I really need to start convertng these to the target frame rate. When AE generates the MOV file I use in Premiere, if the frame rate doesnt match, I can't pull in the background and make it match each frame. Mostly it doesn't matter, but in places it leads to ghosting. But there's so much going on in those clips it probably looks intentional.

Splicing the BTS and the filmed scenes together was very satisfying. You get a dual-camera effect, but that wasn't available for some of the key scenes. Presumably the footage wasn't usable from the BTS camera. 

Interestingly (to me, anyway) the Jax Slayher Hussiepass BTS  shows a long, long section between the end of the filmed fucking and the cumshot. In it, Jax is on his back (lazy bastard) with Xxlayna pulled tight to him, fucking her from below. The main camera isn't running - just the BTS camera, and it goes on, like that, her on top, him hugging her hard, for about ten minutes. The crew speak in low tones, and you can just hear one of them say something like 'You want me to get the fake cum?". They don't need it in the end, he's able to get off and give her a facial, but it's like he can't finish without doing this. Slightly weird and also, kinda hot. I didn't use that. But it was intriguing.

Xxlana has an OnlyFans - I joined it when I started to make this. She posts A LOT, every morning. She's really chatty and she makes a fair amount of semi-professionally filmed content as well as the usual selfies and short clips. As a veteran of many pornstar OnlyFans, she is the most prolific poster of non-PPV content I've seen. And she posts quite a bit of PPV content too.

So, strong recommend. She's perky, beautiful and fun, and if you've enjoyed this PMV she deserves your support.

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PMV : Kasey Warner

(First off, I feel I need to comment on this image. As you'll read below, and from my previous review of some of Kasey's movies, I have a lot of respect for her as a person and a performer. Or at least I think I do. Because, if I claim to have such respect for her, then why the fuck am I calling her a whore in this gif? 

Can the word 'whore', even 'supreme whore' ever be a compliment? I do think so. Now, I know she's not a prostitute, the word means something else here. She's a performer. So, if this was Christopher Lee and I was calling him, 'Supreme Evil' or something like that, then obviously I don't think he's actually evil. just that his performances are quintessentially, deliciously evil. But it's not the same, because 'Evil' in that context is never an insult, and you could argue, that the word 'Whore' always is. 

The test, for me, is how do I think Kasey would react to this? Would she be insulted? I doubt it. Especially in the context of a glowing review of her work. Clearly, lots of other people would be insulted on her behalf, and her thinking it's okay, even if she did, doesn't really make it okay. But it's good enough for me. But to be clear - I don't think she's actually a whore. I' just using this as an arresting shorthand for the raunchy performances that she has done. and I think she's incredible. If I thought she's be insulted, I wouldn't say it. But I don't. So, on with the PMV description. Which was orignally posted on empornium.me

Because I'm Bad.

Kasey Warner is so bad, she needs a totally sick piece of music to be fucked to.

Gorgeous teen fuck-monster* Kasey Warner doesn't eat meat, but she does eat a lot of huge cocks.

* Fuck-Monster.  Intended as a compliment. qv 'Whore' in the image above.

In this PMV, we get the best bits of her best scenes played over Hyper's thrash-EDM track 'Sick'. There's no story apart form the one as old as time - One girl and her undying love for hard, aggressive sex.

Synopsis. Kasey astonishes her co-performers with her epic skills. Loud music plays. Rinse. Repeat. Wipe down with a towel.

I started this PMV with a different music track - Beltaloada - but it just wasn't hard enough for Kasey's scenes. I wanted something even more chaotic, with more change ups. So I went with this one, Hyper's 'Sick'. in which the only lyric is "Stop This, It's Sick" which seemed pretty appropriate for what Kasey's got going on on the screen. This track doesn't have the kind of four-to-the-floor pounding beat that I usually go for, and there are weird breaks in the middle. It won't be to everyone's tase.

It speeds up and slows down, and perhaps the whole thing is a bit of a chaotic mess, but the music matches how I saw this PMV working, so here it is. On this track I spent a lot longer trying to get the sound mix right. I get attached to certain phrases from scenes - 'Are you going to punish me Daddy?" But often, the best lines are recorded really badly. She's in a fucking shower for one scene for Jebus' sake. And the male actors often speak over her or grunt at the wrong time. In my view, all male performers should shut the fuck up during the entire recording of all porn.

So I've fiddled with sound dynamics and I even exported one part to audition to try to clean it up a bit more. Its one of the many things I'm not very good at. I know I could make it a lot easier for myself if I just cut the badly recorded sounds but I really want to hear her voice saying all this nasty stuff, repeated. For me, a PMV is perfect when music, visual and dialog come together to compliment and amplify the impact of all three.  

Kasey has a good half dozen stand out movies, and scenes from them comprise 90% of this PMV. First off, the one that made me go 'Who the fuck is SHE?" is her Dickdrainers performance. Dickdrainers is 90% garbage in my view - the balaclava thing got old after the first one - but, just a few of their videos are outstanding. Apart from Kasey's there's Sadie Holmes and Anastasia Knight. All the rest is a waste of talent.  Kasey's dickdrainer scene is oral only, but that's fine. She does the usual talk beforehand, where we get her growling 'Big Black Dick' pretty nicely, and then it's 35 minutes of rough face-fucking. The side-on angle is best but the lying-accross-his-lap-looking-at-the-camera angle is also outstanding. From below? I dunno. When you can't see the performer's eyes I lose interest. 

Another video that I took a lot of clips from is the only other I had on my hard drive when I went looking for more of her, and that's the JamesDeen Bang Casting scene. I feel creepy using his scenes knowing what some other performers have said about him, but what's done is done, and Kasey isn't one of those who made allegations. The scene is rough, of course, but she seems pretty happy all the way through. I particularly like her cute figure hugging dress in this one. Kasey is one of those performers who seems to revel in her own toughness. She gets manhandled around a lot in this one, and while she's not always smiling, a smile is always just around the corner. 

Then there's this psycho-drama horror show. Digital Sins', "The Father Figure". This is can't-look-away stuff. She's being spanked by her stepdad, but she's disappointed with how soft he's going. She provokes him into a much harder spanking. He spanks her pussy, tits, face. For this, she's wearing a little cotton top and has her hair in pigtails. Very bratty. It gets much harder, but she's constantly into it, goading him. In fact throughout the whole scene she's clearly in charge and dragging him along to even darker places. There's a great doggy scene where she's looking in the mirror. "This is so fucked up." She says. It's her best scene I think. She looks slutty, but completely in control the whole time. It's 10/10 hardness. But Kasey has more in the tank. She looks looks like she could go to 11.

She did four scenes for Throated. They're all great. And she did three for onlyteenblowjobs. One of the Throated scenes, "Cum for me", is a standout though  and I use it a lot. She absolutely throws herself at it. She does the whole drooling thing so well. Plus, there's some great lines. "Fuck my little whore-holes like a good little slut." she growls out at one point, with a smouldering look at the camera.

As an aside she also did a bunch of videos for MormonGirlz.com. Seriously? What is this for? I know Mormons wear those weird flowing linen undergarments but apart from that, how is this a thing? 

Anyway,  on to this one for Teenfidelity - her only scene with them. She's wearing a prom dress and supposedly fucking her Gym teacher after prom. There's lots of good sex while she's wearing the dress, then later they move to the bathroom, into the (empty) bath while the shower is running. Her mascara and makeup run and she puts her tiara back on. The sound is muddy and the room is too dark but it looks incredible. "I AM a princess." She says. 

She keeps a bush for all her scenes I think. Trimmed a bit, but definitely there. And so she's in a good few scenes with 'bush' in the title, which look dull and formulaic. She did a scene for Blacked but it's pretty dull too. I didn't use it. She looks great but it's by-the-numbers. Her kind of raunch isn't really Blacked's thing. 

Her personality, or at least the porn personality she adopted, shines through most, in one scene she did for WCP Club. It's some kind of bratty-teen / tutor setup. At one point. she's on her knees, hands behind her back sucking cock when the male performer says. 

"Are you going to learn those lessons?" 

"Nuh-Uh!" She growls in eager defiance,  gobbling his cock. 

"Why not?"

"'Cos I'm Baaaaad!" She drawls with a huge grin and swallows him again.

I used that bit over and over again in the PMV. It's hilarious, raunchy and glorious. 

I tried to avoid the usual posing-foreplay-blowob-fucking-cumshot progression that PMVs so often flow through. Instead, I just let the music play and tried to fit scenes to it that fit the tempo and mood of the music. 

If you've read this far, thank you. I got a medal for 'Consistent Excellence in Presentations' for my last upload, which was my longest screed of nonsense until this one. When you spend many hours staring at the same performer over and over again, you end up with a lot to say about them.  I've also listened to this weird, inconsistent track by Hyper a couple of hundred times. I hate it now. But I love Kasey even more.

Kasey seems to have quit mainstream studio porn some time in 2019, but she's active to some degree on her only fans  and she has some stuff on Manyvids 

 It's a quandry. I only discovered her this year. I love loads of what she did. I downloaded most of it for nothing from the internet Even if I went and joined a bunch of those sites, she gets nothing out of it. So, I joined her onlyfans, bought some of her stuff from Manyvids. It makes me feel better about it anyway. 

PMV : Wanna be my filthy little whore?

"Wanna be my filthy little whore?"

An AlamoPreacher PMV

Beautiful girls tease, mock, and tempt you, before suggesting you might want to be get fucked like a girly slut, just like them. Don't listen. Watch it with the sound down. And for God's sake don't read the captions. Close your eyes.

Music : "Get Busy" and "Vapor Trail" by The Crystal Method.

Synopisis : Girls, some of whom may be roleplaying as your Mother, despite being half your age, suggest that (a) You're an inadequate lover with a tiny penis. (b) They much prefer large penises, especially ones belonging to black men. (c) Maybe you might like to be a sexy teen, just like them, dressing slutty and getting fucked, and (d) being such a sexy teen slut inevitably leads to more and more extreme sex. They may be correct in some or all of these assertions.

I make PMVs. When I started, it was just nice pretty girls, touching themselves or each other in time to music. At the start, yeah. Now, who the fuck knows what they're about. This time, it started with this track, "Get Busy" by The Crystal Method. An outfit from Birmingham who heard the Chemical Brothers one day and thought, "We could do that!". I thought the line "Get Busy" could be taken to mean jerking off. Or possibly, getting fucked. Worked either way.

Also, an idea - 2520 by 1080 pixels . Why? Because I recently got a widescreen monitor and wanted to try it out with a PMV that filled the width. And I warmed to that idea, because I like dividing the screen into three and if the video was wider, then I could fit a standard 1080p video in the middle and have enough room for standing figures on the side. Cool.

So this starts with that Jordan Max BlackedRaw video where she's playing with  Rob Piper's unfeasibly huge schlong in the bath. I did that part first, screwing with the perspective a bit to make his cock look even longer so it filled the screen. Around the same time, I was doing something different with another track by the Crystal Method - "Vapor trail." In that, I was posterizing some shots into contrasting colours and cutting out figures (okay, it was Eva Lovia) to contrast with that.

Then I added the man-woman symbols in rapidly alternating colours but I wasn't sure where that was going, so I jammed it all together. It didn't make much sense, but then I cut a load of Ahegao gooning vids together and it made even less sense but it looked cool. Then, I discovered Val Steele's Pretty and Raw video and we were off to the races. Soon, I'd made what ended up being the first three or four minutes of the video. Meanwhile I'd put Princess Miki together with some more goony, fast paced Mommy-domme stuff so that went into the mix too.

So, with all that in place, I just went back through it, trying to make the scene a bit more consistent and to flow in some sort of way. I don't know how I feel about the man-woman symbols now. They really only work for the cucky aspect of the video but I kept them in. Also, the transition between the two tracks is more jarring than I'd have liked but I just couldn't get them to smoothly beat match. I am not a DJ and they're just too different.

Now, the cucky, Mommy domme stuff was heading in a whole different direction. All that moaning and jerking and panting seemed to head into some kind of wanna-be girly slut stuff and before I knew where I was, I had Kylie Quinn as some kind of fantasy-girl-I'd-like-to-be getting rammed while Princess Violette called me a cock-sucking slut.

You may want to nope out now.

However, if being mocked, degraded and encouraged to think of yourself as a slutty girl who loves sucking and taking cock is your idea of a good time, then this may be for you. I hope so, because that means there's at least one other person out there at the intersection of this shameful venn diagram.

Who is in this?

Val Steele. I kinda discovered her while I was making this. At one point her Dickdrainers video featured heavily, but it was too much. I really like her Bang:Pretty and Raw scene though, and the Exxtrasmall one where she's getting absolutely hammered doggy style. If I do another single girl video after this, it has to be her.

Princess Violette. Nobody mocks and degrades with quite the same sincerity as Violette. She hates you. The voice-overs are mostly her. There's just so much bitchy teen bile to choose from. From mild contempt to full-on degrading of your manhood. The main downside to her stuff is that in so many videos she switches between full-face to the camera or just her torso visible. She rarely stands with her full body visible. Which meant it was hard to find parts where she could talk and be in shot to the side. She's so incredibly pretty and has such a filthy imagination. If I do a single-girl PMV after this, it'll have to be her, I have a bit of an obsession.

Kylie Quinn. Kylie probably gets more screen-time than anyone else in this, mostly her two, almost identical, Hussiepass videos. Her eyes are so huge, and her smile is so warm. She's got even more beautiful as her career has gone on. Plus, she has a huge back-catalogue of great scenes I just couldn't fit into this. She's the prettiest porn star. right now. If I do another single girl PMV ....

Naomi Blue. She finishes it off, since her hookup hotshot scene is so extreme and I wanted to build up to it and also contrast it with the super-cute girly scenes she did for Nympho and Swallowed. She's so cute and bubbly, like a Barbie doll come to life in a mad porn scientist's lab. I have loads of her stuff, since at one time i was going to do a single girl PMV of her. I should be able to get to it soon.

Kate Kuray. Actually, Kate maybe has the most screen time since she did so many gooning Ahegao face scenes which worked on the sides as contrast to the hardcore going on in the middle. She makes the most professional amateur porn. Her outfits are amazing. The video is shot in crisp high res and she always looks so flawless. Plus, she goes from giggling cutie to cock-guzzling cumslut in the blink of one perfect long eyelash. If I do another ...

Eva de Vil. I've been aware of her for ages - she's been around a while and she stands out from the iwantclips girls because she puts so much effort into her outfits and scenes for her videos. Choosing femdommy scenes for this, I found she also has a great way with words and, much underrated, she enunciates perfectly. Not the inaudible mumblings you often get from lesser talents.

 

PMV : Bangarang

Bangarang : I'm Your Whore.

You remember that music from Deadpool 2? Yeah, girls being fucked to that.

Fast edited, set to the beat. Zooming in on pretty faces. Cocks rammed into soft, yielding pussies. Squealing.

Synopisis : Adorable teens have cocks rammed into every hole. Surprisingly, they seem to quite enjoy it.

Skrillez's Bangarang appears  to have been written with it's destiny as a PMV soundtrack in mind. It's fast and has a repeating phrase that is just about the right length for a speedup-up clip of fucking or sucking. Then there's a big break in the middle for something slower before finishing on a thumping outro. For this, I just selected particular girls I liked and took some favourite scenes. I blend them together a bit more and use more panning and zooming in the cuts. The track doesn't have many breaks in the relentless noise for the girls to do much more than grunt and moan but I tried to get a few phrases in. In particular, both Lucy Doll and Megan Marx say the phrase 'I'm your whore', which is nice and I use that a lot.

There isn't much in the way of captions. I use the eyes-blacked-out WHORE one a few times and the title and that's about it. I like to make the captions match the words and since there aren't many words, not many captions.

I have to do something slower next. For faster tracks, the cuts have to be shorter and picking dozens of clips and then doing something visually impactful with them takes a monstrous amount of time. I could go back and fix all the teeny glitchy bits, but since it all goes by so fast, it's barely worth it.  

A couple of stars top and tail this PMV and they get more screen-time than anyone else. Lucy Doll starts it off and I could have done a whole PMV just for her. She divides opinion. The bubbly, giggly personality and her squeaky voice drive some people mad. But I love it. The combination of cuteness and hardcore gusto are great. If you can't bear her, you probably need to skip the first minute. And a lot of the cumshots. And maybe turn the sound down too. Actually, skip this. Download something else instead. If you're not on board the Lucy Doll train, this isn't for you.

Avery Cristy. I only consciously started D/Ling her material after I started working on this. I'd seen her BlackRaw, but she looks a bit weird in that. Odd makeup. She does a lot of dead-eye camera stares that I like and her skin looks like it was made to be on a very expensive cosmetics commercial. There's a lot of her on this. In fact, I lengthened the track, repeating the last 1:20 just to keep more of her in.

Like the Werk video, I put a cast list at the end, hopefully to help anyone watching this wondering 'Who's the actress at 1:42?' I didn't put every single one on there. Some only get a couple of clips, so I'm always happy to answer the questions. 

PMV : Carolina Sweets and Aria Lee

"He's gonna fuck her. Right now."

An AlamoPreacher PMV

Carolina Sweets and Aria Lee pout temptingly, tease and moan for you,
and then get their sweet pussies pounded for your pleasure

I love these two girls. Back when I was enamoured with Locked Clubs 'Punk Negevida' track I made about four minutes of this PMV in a few days. Then I left it for six months before coming back to it and finishing it in one week.

Synopisis :First Carolina's, and then Aria's vaginas and mouths are repeatedly penetrated in time to music. Each girl gets around two minutes of screen time, before the video begins to alternate rapidly between them, followed by a scene where they are together, smooching. In each sequence they do some cuckold talking but the video is 90% banging. Cumshots to finish.

I put these two sweeties together because (a) They did a video together and (b) Smoking hot. They did just one scene together unfortunately, but there's always hope for more. Carolina already had a few years under her belt when Aria did her debut. Apart from that one, I had a lot of videos that I liked of each of them. After doing ' Spanking Moaning Sucking Fucking' (qv) I just wanted to set more porn to that track. It really is a doozy.

Carolina starts us off. After a few teasing scenes of her beautiful face we're straight into her incredible blowjob skills, chopped up and repeated, in time to the insistent looping beat track. Then the first bit of cuckold narrative and dialog from her Cuckold Sessions video. "Do you like the way I suck this big cock in front of you?" Then Daisy Cooper says, "He's going to fuck her, right now" and we're off to hard-fucking land. Mostly doggy, because that's what I like.  That phrase "He's going to fuck her, right now" will reappear before every rhythm change, there's just something about the way Daisy Cooper says it.

Carolina did a great video for TouchMyWife.com where she's being done doggy style with her arms held behind her back. I didn't use much of the cuckold parts of that scene, just her exuberant face as she's being swung around all over the place. Lots of other clips follow, including her wonderful 'Holed' video where she says "Yeah, use my asshole. I'm your fuckin' fuck-doll baby" and I repeat that a few times before we come back to it. (NB, even though she's definitely saying 'fuck-doll' when I play it on it's own, it somehow sounds like 'fuck dog'. Something to do with the way our brains interpret speech. Either works.)

Then we transition to Aria Lee's Swallowed video. Then her Nympho scene before landing on the cuckold video she did for ToughLoveX. I think Aria may be the most unusual-looking and the most beautiful woman in porn. Studios always feature her incredible round ass but it's her perfect face I can't get enough of, and her just amazing personality. In this ToughLove video she gives her husband an excruciating tease before Charles Dera does her standing doggy facing him. For some stupid reason that angle is only about two seconds long in the original, but I use it over and over again.

Aria has only done a couple of videos for Vixen et al, but one of them is an amazing BlackedRaw video with Rob Piper. I chopped this up and used lots of it without switching to any other scene. It's so good. She yells and screams and just looks incredible. The whole thing is shot so well. Porn never looked this good. I have no idea why they haven't had her back. It's a crime she's been so under-employed since the pandemic.

But good as the BlackedRaw scene is, it's not as good as the cuckold scene she did with him for TeensLoveBlackCocks. She teases her boyfriend with a perfect combination of meanness and coy pouting. "Oh baby don't worry, it's not that good." She says to him as Piper's fucking her, but then silently mouths to Rob, "Oh fuck yes, it is." This girl is a walking meme.

So there's a lot of that cuckold scene, mixed with the scene she did for teensLikeItBog which has some great missionary-with-hair-pulling - always a favourite. And then we're mixing in some of Carolina's scenes that match angle and position. We have to get them together somehow. This was a pain in the ass to do. You think porn just goes through the same menu of positions and camera angles, but try matching up actual scenes from different studios and different performers. It takes forever. But it's worth it, because then we get to transition to the sweet scene they did together for HardX. The posing at the start of this is all I used, because the actual sex is so-so. And then to finish, we reprieve all the scenes we used so far in rapid succession, as a lead-in to a cornucopia of facials for both beautiful girls.

As I mentioned at the start, I did a lot of work on this and then didn't touch it again for a long time. This was because I'd become unhappy with the structure of it. For Carolina's scenes I'd mixed them up, but when I did Aria's I'd used the same scenes in long sections and it felt unbalanced. I felt I ought to redo all of Aria's parts but rematching it all to the beat felt like a mountain to climb. When I came back to it, I realised nobody would notice or care, got over myself and just finished it off. In the intervening period I'd learned how to used Premiere's audio  track and clip editors a lot better and I was able to clean up the audio and make it sound better. I hope you agree.

 

PMV : Fucked Up Little Boy

Fucked Up Little Boy : A PMV story by AlamoPreacher.

I actually released this in March of 2021 but never put a post out about it. I started with just calling this 'Infratest' - the track by Plastic Shell.

Then I put in a title of "Jerk, Jerk, Fucked Up Little Boy" and the idea went something like - 'Various performers urge you to jerk yourself off, while they get fucked doggy-style in front of you.'

And then when it was finished I wrote this abstract for the Empornium description.

Nine minutes of repetitive beats earworm into your skull as you are teased and mocked while watching porn stars swallow giant cocks or have their tender parts roughly penetrated. You can imagine you're married to one or other of them if that gets you off.

Sometimes I hear a track and think straight away, "That would make a great PMV". This is one such track. I didn't have much of a criteria for the performers I chose - just girls I like, ideally in scenes where they're doggy-style facing camera. Also, some teasing hand jobs. From there I just kinda let my imagination make it up as I went along. So it's bit of everything.  There's JOI, there's cucky stuff, but to be honest it's 90% throat-fucking and doggy-style.

So, who's in this musical escapade? Kylie Rocket get's the most screen time. She's just full of beans and pepper, isn't she? I used a lot of her Peak-Porn Throated video and her one from Brazzers where she's being fucked doggy in a kitchen. Clips from those two scenes make up around a third of the whole PMV. I see from her twitter that she has lots of great new scenes coming out soon. Can't wait. She's my current favourite girl.

Daisy Haze. She just has so many great videos. And her husky voice! And her face! She can make you ache with just a smile. There's clips from a few scenes here, but mostly her Throated video and one of her ManoJob videos where she's wearing a body-hugging black dress and calling you 'Daddy' a lot. Daisy makes up about a third of this and she and Kylie essentially top-and tail the whole thing. Not much sex with Daisy, mostly BJ and hand jobs, though she does get to yell out 'I'm your little step-sister whore!' at one point. Always worth including in any PMV. 

Who else? Gia Paige did exactly one cuckold video, for Pretty Dirty. But it's just a standout incredible scene. No other scenes of hers appear in this PMV, but I used this one a lot. Obviously, it's quite cucky, so before I start showing those clips, I added the incomparable Princess Violette, who kinda introduces the suggestion that you're watching your wife getting fucked, while you jerk off, you filthy little pervert. A tale as old as time. This shift is pretty abrupt, and I wonder if many people watched this and got a bit of a shock when Violette suddenly says 'Now it's time ... to be my Cuck.'

Miss Violette pops up every now and again throughout, to belittle you, encourage you to masturbate, and to remind you what a fucked up little boy you are. She is great. Beautiful. Dominant. Mean. The only criticism is that so often in her clips, her face isn't centred in the video. This is so common with single-performer stuff from the likes of IWantClips or Clips4Sale, that I wonder if it's deliberate. How hard is it to keep your face on-screen? For me,  I want to see the performers whole face, not the top of her head cropped off, or worse, no eyes visible, which makes scenes useless, I think. 

Smaller roles go to Kate Kuray. and Migurtt. Kate Kuray doesn't speak much, which is a downer, but she does that Ahegao thing better than anyone, and I like that. Plus, she's just gorgeous. Migurtt gets a fast-forward montage in one of the breaks that seemed to work for that part of the track. She's never looking at the camera, the dummy. She's scrolling through chat messages. If I needed to see girls do that, I could get on the bus.

ShiOfficial also appears, primarily for her doggy-facing-camera scene from ManyVids. It's pretty fucked up. I. worry about that girl. 

For the middle, hard fucking section, I add in Wednesday Parker's James Dean video, partly because it has great doggy-facing-camera moments, but also because she has that 'Do you really like watching this?' expression on her face all the time. I wish she'd done more good scenes.

And then finally, but popping up throughout, Sasha Rose. Who is doing her handjob-ruining thing for MHBHJ. All of those videos are outstanding. Her face, her mocking expressions and laugh are just amazing and while there's not much of her in this, she seems to dominate the whole thing somehow just with those raised eyebrows.

As for style, while I still love dividing the screen and animating opacity masks, I decided to give it a rest for this one. I'm working on a half dozen other PMVs and in those I've kind of gone down the opacity mask spiral which has no end which has slowed progress significntly. So, instead, I decided to make almost everything a speed ramp. These girls get slowed down, speeded up and then slowed to a freeze frame over and over and over. After all, if there there's a good porny scene, then what makes it better? Watching it in slow-motion of course. Of possibly, speeded up to a hamster-wheel blur. The whole track has an underlying loop with three sets of three accented beats in a repeating pattern. I tried to hit every one of these with the same freeze-frame edit, only varying it for the changes,  when I do the camera-flash reverse-image fade thing which seems clever the first time you do it and gets rapidly more irritating from then on. 

As I often do, I get near the end of the track before I really get into the cumshots and these videos have some great facials, so I inexpertly grafted a middle section onto the end so I could have something more upbeat for the girls to get painted up to, rather than the downbeat fade of the original. Daisy gets the bst ones, and even though Kylie Rocket gets the most action, her cumshots just weren't good enough to make the last section. Thems's the breaks.

As usual, I put a performer credit sequence at the end listing each girl, in the order they appear in the video. I may put a list of the videos used in this upload but TBH that's a massive pain in the arse as I need to search for each track again. 

So what the fuck overall is this? It's a kinda cucky, femdommy, orgasm-ruining JOI Porn Music Video. As Summer Day always says. I hope you jerk off while watching it.