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PMV : Carolina Sweets and Aria Lee

"He's gonna fuck her. Right now."

An AlamoPreacher PMV

Carolina Sweets and Aria Lee pout temptingly, tease and moan for you,
and then get their sweet pussies pounded for your pleasure

I love these two girls. Back when I was enamoured with Locked Clubs 'Punk Negevida' track I made about four minutes of this PMV in a few days. Then I left it for six months before coming back to it and finishing it in one week.

Synopisis :First Carolina's, and then Aria's vaginas and mouths are repeatedly penetrated in time to music. Each girl gets around two minutes of screen time, before the video begins to alternate rapidly between them, followed by a scene where they are together, smooching. In each sequence they do some cuckold talking but the video is 90% banging. Cumshots to finish.

I put these two sweeties together because (a) They did a video together and (b) Smoking hot. They did just one scene together unfortunately, but there's always hope for more. Carolina already had a few years under her belt when Aria did her debut. Apart from that one, I had a lot of videos that I liked of each of them. After doing ' Spanking Moaning Sucking Fucking' (qv) I just wanted to set more porn to that track. It really is a doozy.

Carolina starts us off. After a few teasing scenes of her beautiful face we're straight into her incredible blowjob skills, chopped up and repeated, in time to the insistent looping beat track. Then the first bit of cuckold narrative and dialog from her Cuckold Sessions video. "Do you like the way I suck this big cock in front of you?" Then Daisy Cooper says, "He's going to fuck her, right now" and we're off to hard-fucking land. Mostly doggy, because that's what I like.  That phrase "He's going to fuck her, right now" will reappear before every rhythm change, there's just something about the way Daisy Cooper says it.

Carolina did a great video for TouchMyWife.com where she's being done doggy style with her arms held behind her back. I didn't use much of the cuckold parts of that scene, just her exuberant face as she's being swung around all over the place. Lots of other clips follow, including her wonderful 'Holed' video where she says "Yeah, use my asshole. I'm your fuckin' fuck-doll baby" and I repeat that a few times before we come back to it. (NB, even though she's definitely saying 'fuck-doll' when I play it on it's own, it somehow sounds like 'fuck dog'. Something to do with the way our brains interpret speech. Either works.)

Then we transition to Aria Lee's Swallowed video. Then her Nympho scene before landing on the cuckold video she did for ToughLoveX. I think Aria may be the most unusual-looking and the most beautiful woman in porn. Studios always feature her incredible round ass but it's her perfect face I can't get enough of, and her just amazing personality. In this ToughLove video she gives her husband an excruciating tease before Charles Dera does her standing doggy facing him. For some stupid reason that angle is only about two seconds long in the original, but I use it over and over again.

Aria has only done a couple of videos for Vixen et al, but one of them is an amazing BlackedRaw video with Rob Piper. I chopped this up and used lots of it without switching to any other scene. It's so good. She yells and screams and just looks incredible. The whole thing is shot so well. Porn never looked this good. I have no idea why they haven't had her back. It's a crime she's been so under-employed since the pandemic.

But good as the BlackedRaw scene is, it's not as good as the cuckold scene she did with him for TeensLoveBlackCocks. She teases her boyfriend with a perfect combination of meanness and coy pouting. "Oh baby don't worry, it's not that good." She says to him as Piper's fucking her, but then silently mouths to Rob, "Oh fuck yes, it is." This girl is a walking meme.

So there's a lot of that cuckold scene, mixed with the scene she did for teensLikeItBog which has some great missionary-with-hair-pulling - always a favourite. And then we're mixing in some of Carolina's scenes that match angle and position. We have to get them together somehow. This was a pain in the ass to do. You think porn just goes through the same menu of positions and camera angles, but try matching up actual scenes from different studios and different performers. It takes forever. But it's worth it, because then we get to transition to the sweet scene they did together for HardX. The posing at the start of this is all I used, because the actual sex is so-so. And then to finish, we reprieve all the scenes we used so far in rapid succession, as a lead-in to a cornucopia of facials for both beautiful girls.

As I mentioned at the start, I did a lot of work on this and then didn't touch it again for a long time. This was because I'd become unhappy with the structure of it. For Carolina's scenes I'd mixed them up, but when I did Aria's I'd used the same scenes in long sections and it felt unbalanced. I felt I ought to redo all of Aria's parts but rematching it all to the beat felt like a mountain to climb. When I came back to it, I realised nobody would notice or care, got over myself and just finished it off. In the intervening period I'd learned how to used Premiere's audio  track and clip editors a lot better and I was able to clean up the audio and make it sound better. I hope you agree.

 

Porn Mommy Issues

We have to talk about Eva.

Or rather, my fucked-up relationship with her.

I've made four PMVs of Eva. That's three more than any other pornstar. I have written a novel, or rather, am writing a novel, already longer than War and Peace, called 'Eva's New Lifestyle.' I can pretend it's not about her, but on every page, I've put a picture of Eva Lovia, so who am I fooling? I've written blog posts about her, posted captioned pictures of her. I've downloaded and then deleted over a Terrabyte of her videos and pictures. I love her. I hate her. I don't hate her. She makes me crazy.

My most viewed and downloaded PMV is one of Eva where she gently encourages the viewer to masturbate while she is fucked by her lover. I spent many many hours on it, like the other three which are entirely composed of her videos. Hours staring at her. Listening to her. Admiring her. Adoring her.

 

I joined both of the personal websites Eva created. I joined her onlyfans. I got a twitter account purely so I could follow her. I have bought many, many of her videos. I have probably watched her on some form of media, more than any other woman. 

But I can't stand her. After the JOI video blew up, I re-downloaded some of her videos so I could finish a different one of her that I'd started. I called the folder I put them in 'EvaForMySins'. In a blog post I likened her to Anne Boleyn, who Henry killed but could not excise from his life. 

So, the other day, I opened her twitter, which I had unfollowed, just to see how she is doing. 

And it all came back. She has a podcast now. Of course she does. A Trump-supporting podcast. I read some of the synopsis and her comments. I listened to a couple of episode. Oh God, how can this be her? How can the woman I want her to be, be so very different to the woman she actually is? Spoiled. Self-obsessed. Reactionary. Right wing. Self-satisfied. Uncaring.

"The women’s march does not represent all women. It does not represent me or my beliefs."

"How is using the term mansplaining anytime a man speaks not sexist? Thinking women need SJWs to defend them from conversation is indirectly saying women aren’t capable of going toe to toe with a man. Why is it the progressives want to keep us moving backwards?"

She goes on and on and on like this.

I know, I know. There's absolutely no reason why she should be any other way than she is. The woman in my mind is just my wish fulfillment projected onto porn. It's not like she pretended to be a progressive in her videos and her views in real life are different. She never expressed any views while she was shooting porn. Who would? Eva Lovia isn't her real name. She doesn't even really have a porn 'persona'. There's nothing there. Why would there be? The person in my head is a product of the thousands of hours of video and writing and obsessing that I did, not anything she ever did or said.

It's just, just, that she's SO different. So objectionable. Of course she loves Trump, guns, money, spiritualism. She's anti-vaccination, covid-sceptical and against civil rights. If there's a compassionate political position, then she's on the opposite side. Pro Gun. Pro Life. Pro Cop. Making America Great Again.

I wish. I wish I'd never found out any of this. Or re-discovered it all again. Be warned. Never meet your heroes. Don't even follow them on twitter. Or read their blog. And for God's sake don't listen to their podcast. Unless it's David Tenant. He's okay. His podcast is wonderful. Listening to him chat with Ian McKellan or Stacey Abrams is a joy. But I can't get quite as excited about seeing him in opaque pantyhose. Or anyone else for that matter. It has to be Eva. She is my Porn Mommy. If only I could forget her.

Perfect Porn #4 Eva Lovia Vixen.

Perfect Porn #4 Eva Lovia Vixen.

This may not be Eva’s only appearance in the top 10. In fact I could make a top ten of just Eva. This one is special though.

She did scenes for Vixen, blacked and finally Tushy where she did three. The Vixen one is just fabulous, and for a few reasons. First, the pantyhose/stockings things. She keeps them on throughout, huzzah! And they’re super high quality nylons. I love pantyhose but I’m not so fond of them being ripped, so these waistband/stocking affairs are just perfect. She also wears this clingy lace  top which is fabulous. It comes off pretty quick which is unfortunate but never mind. Plus there’s the glasses, always sexy as hell.

Now Eva is a consummate actress. She’s funny, vampish,slutty and yet keeps a certain distance. You always feel that even though she’s enjoying the sex, she’s in control. That might sound bad but it means she’s always acting and in this Vixen scene she acts her socks off. Well, not actually, they stay on, but it’s still A+ porn.

The scene in question here is right t the start. She’s enticed her guy back, shed her little black skirt so she’s down to the top pantyhose and panties. And those glasses. She’s kissing him and stroking his cock, then descends to her knees to suck him. It’s nice and slobbery and lots of eye contact while he stands. Then she pushed him sitting onto the bed and stay kneeling, gobbling his cock on her knees. 

Then she hops to her feet and strips off the panties, giving him a nice lapdance, rubbing her ass crack on his cock and grinding him, smiling all the while.  Then while grinding him, she looks back over her shoulder and says. 

“I think you should fuck my mouth first.”

That’s it. For any other actress  all this is just warmup which they would phone in. Eva makes it the sexiest thing imaginable. I have no idea if someone fed her tht line, but I doubt it. I choose to believe she came up with it and delivers it like the most incredible invitation. She doesn’t tell him to. She doesn’t ask him to. She advises him to. She knows best how he can enjoy her incredible beauty. Her perfact body. She’s like a maitre’d recommending the best wine to go with your meal. I think you should fuck my mouth. Fist. Before you go on to the main course, my brain meltingly gorgeous pussy, framed in my smoky hot black opaque pantyhose. We can only agree. He should fuck her mouth. He should fuck it, right now.

She skips out of the panties and slides onto the bed while he stands up. Her legs are curled up in the air, her toes pointed in anticipation. She grabs his penis and slides it into her mouth and as she sucks him in. Her legs extend onto the bed. I’m not sure I can explain why her legs extending like this is so fucking sexy. It just is. Like I said in another post. The acting is showing you on the outside how the actress is feeling on the inside. Tense anticipation - legs curled upwards, taut. Blissful satisfaction with a cock in your mouth - legs relaxed and prone. Of course it also shows us her perfect little buns tight and then relaxed. Did I mention the way the pantyhose frames her pussy? Ass too.

The rest of the scene is pur gold too. When he takes he by the hair and fucks her mouth as promised she grins at him and says “I love it when you fuck my face.” We love it too. I’m sure he’s pretty happy with it also. Everyone’s a winner. 

After some rather unnecessary tonguing she loses the top and he gets her legs up by hear ears, exposing those lovely pussy lips. She pulls her legs wide for him and we’re off.  The legs, black and glamorous are swaing in the air as she gets pounded. I could watch Eva get fucked like this  for hours. Then her legs are together, and he’s shafting her hard, pistoning her into the bed. Then she’s flipped onot all fours, the pantyhose straining oveer her ass, he slides in and it’s a totally delicious doggy style fuck moving on to him sliding into her from above noce and hard. She’s looking redder and redder her as it builds up and her noises, as always are priceless. Now she’s prone, legs slightly apart and he hammers her into the mattress. She looks incredible as she takes this, little yelps puntuate each thrust. She blows him a bit more an then we have a fiarly rubbish cowgirl to a cream pie end. So so. But the  pedestrian last third is more than made up for by the classy first half. 

“I think you should fuck my mouth first.”

Perfect Porn #3 Leah Gotti

Perfect Porn #3  Leah Gotti

Leah’s not a top 10 favorite for me. She’s hot but she’s no Eva Lovia, or Gracie Glam or Allie Haze. However, I liked her enough to do a PMV of her, and this scene is why I did it. It’s part of a series that New Sensations did with Xander Corvus and girls in schoolgirl outfits. Don’t much like the them or him but Jesus, she made it something exceptional.

She’s in a schoolgirl uniform, plaid skirt, white blouse, cute little headband and white knee socks. He does her face, doggy, cowgirl all while more or less bound with velcro straps. She keeps the outfit mostly on the whole time, which is great and then, near the end he ties her up, one leg crossed way over the other and bound to her arm. It’s incredibly sexy and then he rolls her hips onto her side, legs splayed wide open so her pussy is totally exposed. He slides into her and her mouth forms a perfect ‘Oh’ of surprise at how smoothly he penetrates he. In a moment he’s shafting her sexy little shaved hole with ease. “Ohfuck” She says but she’s just forced to lie there. He puts his hands on her hp and rolls her pelvis over and back, over and back, sliding her on and off his cock as her perfect breasts wobble back and forth.

A lesser actress might overeact at this point but Leah, gorgeous little minx that she is just gazes upwards letting it happen, her face a lovely picture of submissive passiveness. She’s having her pussy stuffed to perfection and all she can do is just take it, and take it. It all starts to get a bit much. She rolls to one side, but that only lets him in easier. She’s mewling little cries and gasping in pleasure. She’s pleading with him, “Please, Please” but he just keeps on fucking her. Her arms strain at her bonds and she tries to roll into a ball but the ruthless assault on her pussy goes on and on. 

And there’s more Now he has a tight grip on her left breast, leaning hard on her body, forcing her into the bed. Now a hand tightens on her throat. She’s wriggled to the side of the bed, her arm almost pulled from it’s socket as she attempts to get away from the insistent cock hammering her soft hole. All she can do is plead. “Please. Please.” The pleading becomes every more desperate and whiny, a squeak, begging for release. “Please” She shrieks and a slap to her cheek silences her. He grips her chin to keep her quiet and she lies back, sobbing, surrendering to the ruthless assault. 

He shifts position, lying behind her, her head pulled around and her leg high in the air tied to her arm. His hand finds her throat again and then the other grips her head by the hair, so her whole body is pummelled, only her head is held in his grip. He pulls her legs across each other  and shafts her some more but she’s so tense and so tangled it can’t last. 

He reties her. Now her legs are bound wide spread eagled. Her arms are free, and she helps him penetrate her, her hands clasped on her buttocks, pulling the apart for better access. Her eyes are starting to roll up as she gets close to cumming, but when they come down they’re locked on her partner, goading him on to fuck her harder, finish her. Her knees are pushed further and further back to either side of her face until she’s pistoning off the bed, still pleading, still bound until he;s close and she opens wide as she can, her arms passively at her sides as he unloads into her grateful mouth. 

She storms this scene even though for most of it she can’t move all that much.It’s all in her eyes and words, and the sounds she makes. I’m not a fan of Xander much, and he does a lot of work here, but the scene belongs to Leah. The whole series has many similar setups but none of the others are anything like as good as this - the difference is Leah.