Favorite Pantyhose Pictures

I won't go on about it, I swear, but yes, I'm a big fan of pantyhose. To help illustrate just why they are fashion's pinnacle achievement, here is an exploration of pantyhose in 5 pictures.

(Also, I've put out an update every day for a week, A comment or two would be appreciated.)

Azure.

Maddeningly, no detail on what she's wearing, but they're super high quality. This is the only scene she did for Brazzers
Azure has an incredible butt and perfectly tapered, curvy legs. The slight shine on the dark hose picks up the light and shows off those soft curves perfectly.

This video perfectly illustrates the only core problem of panthose. Put simply, you can't get a cock through them to the soft delicious pussy hole within. In a way, that's the allure too. They frame and accentuate those curves while simultaneously denying access. Is this perhaps the reason so may femdom/fetish lovers like pantyhose so much? Only time and rigorous psychological profiling will tell. In the meantime we're left to ponder.

Keiran Lee doesn't ponder. He rips a gaping hole in Azure's pantyhose and stuffs his cock right in there. I'm conflicted about these scenes. Yes, if you're going to have penetration it's sadly necessary, and of course, we'd rather that solution than simply taking them off. Is it better than sliding them down to the top of the leg? No. I think I prefer that. It turns the band into a kind of strap at the upper leg keeping the legs together and then doggy style looks incredibly sexy. Plus, the pantyhose don't get torn up. I feel a bit like Dogmatix, who cries when Obelix knocks down a tree when this happens. He loves trees almost as much as I love hose and he doesn't like to see them damaged. In this case, the pantyhose are such high quality that they don't ladder much. She still retains all the front panel and there's just enough of a gaping hole for him to get access. So that's all good.

Dani Daniels Undisputed.

I haven't seen this style much, but I love them. They make a good compromise between pantyhose and stockings, leaving crotchless access while still getting a nice accentuating nylon band over the hips.
Also, the wrap-over effect makes them look kinda bondage-y which is plus.
However, just looking at them, they must be totally impractical, constantly tugging over your hips.
However, if we've learning anything from porn, it's that pantyhose are only to be worn briefly and then ripped off. Boo. Shame.

The unfortunate thing here is that they don't look very good quality. There are bands of light and dark showing the stretches from where she pulled them on and the colour isn't perfectly even. Plus, who thought this denier was good idea? They should be much more opaque.

Still, an excellent choice for Dani, who perfectly combines that girl-next-door look with being a beautiful slut.

Eva Lovia Pearl Pantyhose

My favorite pantyhose picture of all time. It's Eva of course, who can make anything look exceptional but the pantyhose are just delicious. The soft, pearly white colour. The contrasting seams and the black panty with white seams and the thick band just add up to perfection.

In the video, Eva makes a lot out of them, caressing her legs, spreading them, tugging at the band, sliding her fingers over her crotch and then cheekily slipping a hand inside. She does all this with her trademark beaming smile She's saying "Aren't these lovely? Don't you just love looking at them?"

At least, that's the voice in my head. Unfortunately she sheds them about two thirds of the way through the video.

Also, they're footless. So are they really pantyhose at all? Thankfully the Supreme Court ruling in StrumpfFaben vs The Fetish Alliance [2018] gave a definitive ruling that yes, footless tights are pantyhose, so we can all breathe a sigh of much-needed relief there.

I have looked for these pantyhose online for a long time. Every now and again I delve into the internet searching for them, I've never found anything that combines the contrasting panty and seams, footless or otherwise.
If by some miracle, you know what they are PLEASE TELL ME.

I think this may be my favorite porn video of all time. Just looking at these grainy gifs again makes me want to watch this most-watched video all over again. Can you imagine what it would be like to feel those legs in those hose? Heaven, that's what it would feel like..

Finally, Eva again, because Eva.

This is my favorite Eva video of all time and the pantyhose play a big part of that. I made a PMV in which they feature a lot and posted it to pornhub. In the comments, somebody asked what the pantyhose were, and someone else answered, actually linking to the original video where they had already answered it.
OMFG what a coincidence. I'd longed to know what they were. They are Transparenze Strip Cortina - see here from TightsDepartment
I bought a pair (after thanking the poster profusely)
They're excellent quality and wonderfully sexy. I wish I'd bought two.

On that subject here's a few more I'd like to try.

Miss Naughty 100 Denier Blackout Crotchless Tights
Miss Naughty Over The Knee Crotchless Tights
Miss O Open Gusset Crotchless Gloss Tights 20 Denier with Back Seam P211
Diavola Opaque Strip Panty Suspender Tights by Fiore
ELEGANT MOMENTS CROTCHLESS TIGHTS WITH DIAMOND NET TOP


Any recommendations?

Perfect Porn# 5 Natashas Bedroom Cuckold Therapist

Natasha's Bedroom

So, this is a little different, and maybe if you've read the others this will be a bit of a handbrake turn, but this is my list, so skip ahead or maybe keep going.

Natasha, no surname, has a clips4sale site at Natasha's Bedroom at Clips4Sale

It is by far my favourite clips4sale site, and she is really wonderful, even though 75% of her stuff doesn't interest me at all.

All her videos are solo - talking to camera, femdom stuff. So far, so ho-hum. But yes, she's different. For a start she's very pretty, and (spot the theme here) she can really act. She sells the premise of each video with all her might and she packs a lot of emotional punch in her small frame.

The scene I've particularly picked is from this video 

Natasha's Bedroom.   Cuckold Therapy

In the 10 minute film, Natasha is your therapist and you've come to her because of your small penis and inablity to satisfy your wife. She has a look at your little penis, agrees that you are very small, way, way too small to satisfy a woman and suggests you encourage her take other lovers with big fat cocks who can satisfy her while you fluff for her, watch and masturbate.

I bet there are one hundred other videos on clips4sale with the same premise, but they're all garbage and this one is incredible. It's her delivery that makes it not just stand out, but reach out and grab you by the brain. "Think about your wife getting fucked." She says. Anyone could write that line and say it. But her delivery lifts it out of the ordinary. The way she says "fucked" is perfect. Shit, the way she says 'Think about' is perfect.  Obviously it's hard to describe her tone and manner and the image doesn't do it justice, but take it from me, Natasha knows how to say "fucked."

In this, as in pretty much all her videos she's playful, gentle, and completely dominating. She delivers lines in a helpful, intimate way, and the lines burn. "You're going to be thinking about your wife getting pounded by other men with big fucking fat cocks." A lesser woman would scowl, Natasha smiles a great big smile as she says this, fingering a huge black dildo. That smile is everything. If she barked out her lines with a frown it would fall flat. With the smile, she sells it. You will be thinking about it. I'm thinking about it now.

The video is 10 minutes long and ends with a countdown and a CEI bit at the end. All ten minutes is pure gold but there are several points where she starts talking about cleaning up after a gang-bang and listening through the bedroom wall, to her getting pounded in the bedroom. During these parts, it goes platinum.

Mid way through, she pulls down her top and her bra, just enough to expose her nipples and she plays with them as she encourages you to jerk off. She pops them back in again to get out her demonstration big black dildo cock, then takes them out again as she spells out how you're cuckold lifestyle is going to be from now on. "The last time you had sex? That's the last time you'll ever have sex.'. She's understanding, but firm. "I know it's a little distressing to think about, but this is your new normal."

She did a follow-up for this one, where she's sitting on a chair and you can see her legs better. It's a lot more about enforced chastity and it's pretty good too but this first one is a stand-out exception. Her best work.

I don't think the video would really "reprogram your fantasies" as she says - if you're not into femdom cuckold stuff you'd probably turn off after ten seconds, but if you do have this kink, there's nobody better and this is her best video so far.

Natasha posts a lot. A lot of it is CEI stuff and poppers and chastity which is okay, but not really my thing. It's all femdom, but only 1 in twenty videos are really cuckold videos and of them there's only a handful of good ones.
She never does anything but solo and rarely goes further than topless but for me, she's still the best femdom performer out there because her voice and acting are so spot on. I highly recommend you go peruse her material and see if there's anything you like. You won't be disappointed.

Tormented

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PMV : Jolee Love Gangbang Superstar

Jolee  Love

Jolee Love is German. German porn stars seem to come in just two flavours. Wildly uninhibited cam models who have sex with someone who may or may not be their brother. And Bukkake specialists who seem to have been raised in a Spartan sex cult to be the vanguard of a depraved army of Teutonic gang-bang sluts.

Jolee love holds the of rank major general in that second cohort. She's done a lot of work with Legal Porno which do a series of man-train type gang-bang videos - 7 to 10 guys doing one girl, or sometimes two.
Many people say these videos are very samey - same outfits, sets, poses - everything and that's true, but Jolee does them so well that she elevates the whole setup to another level.

One of the thing she doess, is what's called a spitroast, standing. She's quite tall, and inevitably wearing towering pornstar platforms, so she thrusts one leg out and bends her other knee. I love this pose. Naturally she has one hand reaching for a cock as well as her busy mouth while she's getting pounded, but she also tends to lean on, or hold on to one of the many men so as to keep steady. I also love this, especially as she's usually giving a smoldering look to the camera at the same time.

She's one of those performers who knows where the camera is and she's never so gooned out that she doesn't know when to catch it's eye, sometimes peeping out from a forest of thrusting cocks to wink at the viewer.
LegalPorno gave her at least half a dozen opportunities to showcase these skills. She and her director make the most of the setup in ways I really like. First-off she's usually in an outfit that she can keep wearing at least some of while she's being manhandled and fucked. Then she usually makes a good show of the set-up. Even with ten guys she makes sure to give each a little attention in the run up, giving the camera lots of excited, "I can't believe I'm so lucky." side-eye all the while. In one of her videos she checks out her man-train while walking up stairs past them, and then they pack up on her at the top.  In another, she slides around on her knees, giving each a short blowjob while winking at the camera. In another she grinds on each one in turn, their cocks between her legs. So, samey yes, but also imaginative and blisteringly hot.
She'll often follow that with a lot of group fondling and her clothes being at least partially removed by her men. I really like the fondling. Dozens of hands reaching out to caress and slap and tug at her. Once again, lots of grinning side-eye while she's pulled around and manhandled.
Then, we're either into her sinking to her knees for some blowbang or she'll do her signature, leg-outstretched spitroast, one arm flailing for a cock. Often, there's a train forming to do her doggy while others switch in and out for her mouth.
Unfortunately we then move on to the main event which is her either on her back or all fours being DPd. Legal Porno sells these videos on DP, DAP and all that but it's the least interesting part for me. She's too obscured. You get more shots of flabby man-ass than her and since they're now in front of her you get very little eye-action. And of course, these scenes constitute much of the movie so I'm often skipping past all that to scenes I prefer.
Those may include Jolee being led by a leash or her hair from one part of the set to another - fantastic. Or sometimes they'll move her to a wall to do a man-train on her with her face pushed against it. Lots of eye action in those.
Naturally there's bukkake at the end. There's only so  many ways for a bunch of guys to dump their loads in her face, and while I like that, one scene is much like another. The only variation there is just how many they can manage to spurt on her at the same time - usually not many.
She's done other porn too, including a good scene with . Evil Angel but her multiple guy videos are her . stand-out MVP area.

As you might guess, I've spent a lot of time with Jolee as I make a PMV of her. It's not finished. As sometimes happens, I got to the end of the song, but didn't want to cut anything I'd done, but I still hadn't got to the finish, so I spliced another two minutes of the same song onto the end and ketp going, but now it feels disjointed - not the music, I just veered off in a kind of chronological direction and I need to bring it back, and I'm still not really near the cumshot ending. Plus, I started adding some PrincessAmiAudio clips to it, and adding a bunch of titles, but they're only in the second half. I should have split it into two versions. Oh well, It'll all come together eventually.
Here's a clip from near the middle.

Wants his kiss

This made me smile, and to be honest, gave me squishy feelings. Went straight back to writing.

Eval Lovia, Cuckold Caprtion. Power

Power

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No.
I will tell you how it’s going to be in this relationship.
I will do whatever I like with whoever I like.
You will accept this and be content.
That is the end of it.
Are you crying?
I understand. You feel joy. And release.
Let it all out baby.
I will be everything to you.
You need only to obey me.
In Everything.

Eva Lovia. Cuckold Caption. The way she looks at him.

The way she looks at him.

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The way she looks at him.
Does she know she’s doing it? Does she even care?
When I agreed. When I gave in. She said it would just be one time. Then it was another time. Then just one more.
She said it was just sex. That he scratched that particular itch she had. That it would make ‘us’ stronger.
But when she comes back after being with him, she just rolls over and sleeps. When we do have sex, she just seems bored. And when she pretends to be into it, it’s so obvious, it hurts so bad.
But the way she looks at him. It’s like a knife in my heart.
And she doesn’t care.

Eva Lovia. Cuckold Caption. Control

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Now, you’re going to just kneel there and do what I say, understand?
I know you have these feelings of ... inadequacy ... of weakness ...
It’s time you faced up to them, embraced them.
You’re going to masturbate to me. Yes, now, while kneeling in front of me.
Yes. I want you to. I give you permission . No need to hide, let’s just have this out in the open.
Masturbate to me. Now.
This is how we’re going to have sex from now on. Me in my lingerie. You, staring and masturbating.
No contact.
Don’t worry about me. I’ll be fine. Once you’re done I’m going to call James and he’ll take care of my needs. Again.
You like the sound of that? Yes, honey. Do it now. Do you want to spunk on my feet?
Uh huh. Yes. Good boy.
Go clean up. I want to change.

Brooklyn Gray

Brooklyn Gray

Oh boy, have I fallen hard for this girl. I saw her first in a 'Deeper.com' video, clip below, and I thought 'Who the fuck is she?' 

That video was part of a wider set but it was the only one she was solo in. I searched more and found she'd only been in the business a short while, but she'd already made some amazing films. 

For me, she has everything that I like. Incredible smile, totally enthusiastic, convincing expressions and a turn of phrase that stops you in your tracks. 

After I'd collected a few scenes I began making a PMV of her. I used The Underworld Cowgirl track and built it around that Deeper.com scene. I just put clip after clip after clip in time to the beat. It's a quite a sonorous, repetitive track and even though I'd chosen edits on a .45 second beat I found I barely needed to repeat them. She's so good that there's dozens of great short clips in every one of her movies. She looks at the camera, winks, smiles, does a really special doe-eyed submissive thing, talks slutty and generally burns up the screen all the time. 

She's the first girl in a long time that made me join sites just to get some scenes I couldn't find elsewhere. 

It's been quite a while since I went so full-on for a porn star that it made making the PMV an unalloyed pleasure. The only problem was that as I was finishing up she was releasing new material which I felt I need to incorporate. As sometimes happens, I wanted to keep going after the song ended, and I didn't want to go back and remove anything, even though 'Cowgirl' is five minutes long. So I just beat-matched it to another track from the same album and kept going. I still have enough material for a seuqel, but it  had begun to feel like it would never finish so I posted a 'final' to pornhub. Its' here.

I also rejoined twitter just so I could post a link to the video onto her feed. She didn't comment, but I didn't really expect her to - no you have something in your eye .  

I'd had an account on pornhub before - I posted a bunch of PMVs to it. One of them, I think it was the Lana Rhodes one went kind of crazy with views and then suddenly the account was yanked for DCMA violation. They don't tell you which video, and it may actually have been for the music rather than the video. So that sucked, but I don't have anywhere else public to post stuff.

Anyway, Brooklyn's twitter is fascinating and slightly disturbing. She uses the name Brooklyn 'Just a hole' Gray, and she has 'Urinal' tattooed on her bottom lip. Her deep throat skills are incredible, and nowhere better displayed on the couple of videos she did for EvilAngel. She's also done videos for  Bang and Nympho which are excruciatingly submissive and fuck-dollish. She's done blow-bangs but no actual gang bang videos yet. At the speed she's going, I'd give it a couple of weeks. As often is the case, I wonder where she would be if she'd gone the straight acting route. Maybe she'd never have gotten anywhere, but I think she could be a great actress. She has the personality and talent to do almost anything and she crackles with energy and a powerful charisma.

Does he pass the beer test? They ask of politicians. I'd love to go for a beer with Brooklyn. It might turn into a three day fuelled bender that ends with us on the run from the law but I'd still go without a second's hesitation.

I wish her all the best. She's certainly given porn fans hours of happy fapping and she's leaving a legacy behind right from the start of her career. 

Tapestry, Money Shots

Say this article about a woman who makes tapestries depicting pornstars receiving facials. Yes, that's a real thing.
Here is one - I think it's Ash Hollywood. Yes, those are pearls. What else would you use? Go read the article, it's interesting.

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When I read she wrote about facials, they struck something in me. "make a partner orgasm and then bask in it." and "you're enamored with her face."

The facial cumshot is the absolute staple in porn. Yes, there's finishing on breasts, ass, belly etc. but facials are 99% of porn. Whole sites are dedicated to it. When I do a PMV I always finish there and I'll usually roll through every facial from every scene I've used in the video. It would feel like cheating the viewer to leave one out. 

And this woman sees beauty in those images, beautiful women, made even more beautiful with a streak of ejaculate over their face, like makeup, but better. 

In one of the very first stories I wrote, a wife is telling her sissy husband how wonderful it is to be a woman and she finishes by talking about having lovely cum spurted over her pretty face, into her mouth, into her hair. 

Now, I've never been on the giving or receiving end of a facial in real life but I've written about it loads and loads - it fascinates me too.
If you ever imagine if you had  a magical option - an offer to relive part of your life or have the option of magically having some good or bad thing happen, what would you choose?
For me, if the offer was,would you like to cum over a beautiful woman's face, or be the pretty woman, receiving someone's cum all over yours - what would I choose? Just once off, you're not getting to stay as the pretty girl, just get one facial. I'd be the girl every time. The only downside is, what if I loved it? What if I then had to live the rest of my life having once done that, and can never go back?
I'd still make the same choice. Every time.

Of course, if I actually WAS a woman, I probably wouldn't feel this way. For a man, that image isn't just associated with power, dominance and success but it's by definition associated with an orgasm. For a woman, not so much, and the only upside is the feeling of reciprocated pleasure from your partner. He's loving it, and you're giving this to him. You might be getting off of feelings of submission too, but it's all in your head, there's no physical upside. Not to say that's not important but it's just not the same for imprinting those feelings.
Still, in that world of your own imagination, it's a towering presence. The perfect face, the submissive, kneeling pose, the anticipation and the erupting climax soiling the perfection and turning the woman into the ultimate sex object. Nothing quite comes close.

Allie Haze Today

Who's legs are these? Allie Haze. She tweeted the picture with the caption 'Feeling Naughty' Never has a pair of opaque pantyhose looked so hot.

Her output has trailed off in recent years, although I don't think she is officially retired. She has put on weight, but she's still fabulous looking and her recent movies have been every bit as good. I'd love if she did some amateur stuff herself.

Jesus those legs are fabulous.

Buying Lingerie. A sissy man's guide.

I may look fabulous, but
I feel sweaty and uncomfortable.

I don't know if you've ever bought lingerie or other items of women clothing with the intention of wearing it. I have. Lots of it. And here's some of my experiences and thoughts about it.

Buy with your touch, not your eyes.

What on earth possessed me?

Oh boy, did I learn this the hard way. See Ancilla Antila above?. Doesn't she look fabulous.?Wouldn't you like to wear her super-fetish outfit?

STOP! Put down that mouse! Click no further! It won't fit you. No matter what shape you are. It barely fits her and she has the body of a  Disney Porn Princess  Plus, it will feel horrible on your skin.  Poor Ancilla is probably putting a brave face on it for the photo shoot. She's preternaturally curvy and slim and it's probably still cutting of her circulation.

See this black strappy outfit ? I own that. What was I thinking? For a start, even though it does fit - just. It feels horrible. The stitching digs in, it doesn't really stretch, and the straps are very uncomfortable. I think I wore it once and gave up. Plus it's not that shiny, it was probably buffed up once the model put it on, and perhaps a bit of photoshop too.

Just in case it's not obvious, buying this outfit is not going to make you look like this woman. Well, duh. But it won't even make you feel like this woman either. You'll feel like someone who wasted $32 on something they'll never wear. 

Now, don't give up just yet. I'm not here to tell you to give up on your desire for sexy women's clothes. No no no. As if! But I do want to save you some dollars and some disappointment, even heartbreak.

See this dress. Bought from Amazon $45. It looks so pretty and on this model, looks lovely, but the fabric is unpleasant. It's neither sexily shiny or cotton comfortable, but feels itchy and heavy while looking like something your Grandmother would wear. I put it on. Once. Now it's in the never-wear section. I think that this is another case of the photoshop effect. I was so disappointing in this fabric. It's much more matte in real life than it looks in the photo. And, it just doesn't hang like that. Is she maybe wearing some kind of petticoat below? It's not just her hips making it flare out like that. In reality, it hangs limply.

As any woman will tell you, it is hard to buy clothes online. As a feminine-clothing obsessed sissy man, your problems are magnified. It won't feel like it looks, and even if you get your 'size' that's no guarantee it will fit. You don't have hips or boobs. It will hang loosely or else constrict painfully in all the wrong places.

If I move even an inch, this will
roll down to my waist.

Now, see this below. I have no recollection what made me buy this, but it's my favorite piece ever. The material feels sexy, clingy, soft but firm, and so very sexy. I now own six of these. But wait. Yes, that's the dress I bought first, but and yes, it was a revelation. But it had a major problem. Without a bust, it just won't stay up. The barest movement and it's rolling down your chest. Give it ten minutes and you're wearing a waistband. Nightmare. So, for my next purchase I bought the exact same dress, but with straps. Lovely thin spaghetti straps in the same material.  That's it below in the pink. Oh, how I wish I had bought six of them then, because shortly afterwards, these were discontinued. Now, I can't even find a picture of the strappy version in black to show you. The material is soft. It wears out. The one I have with straps still feels great but it has holes along the seams and this makes me feel a bit cheap when I'm putting it on. It spoils the experience. How I wish I had more of them.

So this advice may be pointless. You can't tell what it's going to feel like by looking online. You really can't tell if it's going to fit. Short answer, be cautious. If it looks fetishy and cheap, avoid. If the fabric looks less than perfect, then check what the hell it's made from and see if it matches other things you know you like. You want things that are stretchy and as simply made as possible.

I'm clever, because I have straps.

Now, an aside, and maybe I should have started with this. What the hell are you buying this for? I'm aware that not all motivations are the same. On one end of the scale are full-on crossdressers who go out in public. Good luck. I admire your bravery. That's not me. I'm never going to ever, ever let anyone see me dressed. Nope. I don't even look at myself in the mirror when I do. I know I'll look silly, but even if I didn't, that's not the point. It's the feeling that matters.The feeling of pulling the clothes on. The feel of them. The tug of the straps. The sensation of the soft fabric. The clingy firmness of lycra, comforting and holding. It's as specific and as personal as anything can be. I love to be dressed when I'm writing. Sometimes I just want to sit and feel the clothes. If possible, I move about, do housework, ordinary things. Just to feel how it feels. That's probably not you. Maybe you do it for the look, for wearing to work. For going for a drive. Who knows. Your mileage may not just vary but but be utterly different. This is me.

Are you going to be able to put it on?

See this? Oh god, how I agonised over this. It was so expensive and so lovely. I wanted it. So bad. I wondered if it would fit? How it would feel? Would I be able to breathe? 

These problems paled though, when I found I couldn't even put it on. Not that it didn't fit, but doing up those laces? You need someone else to do that. Yes, you can manage on your own, given an hour to spare, a pair of full-length mirrors, and a lot of patience. A great deal of patience. And then it still isn't right. And you can't sit down. Looks lovely though.

A team of five maids worked overtime
to strap me up. It was easy!

Stockings and their garters. 

I've written elsewhere about Pantyhose, and more on them later, but  yes, I do own some stockings. If you're going to buy corsets or the I-don't-know-what-to-call-it vinyl basque thing above then you need stockings to wear with them. I own some opaque pink stockings and a pair of vinyl-covered black stockings. But oh Sweet Fairy Godmother of all that's Sweet and Pretty, attaching the damn garters is a nightmare. You know the kind of thing, a little metal loop over a nub of rubberized metal? 

Try it out. Pops on and off. Easy. Lovely. Put some fabric - even gossamer thin nylon - between them, and it turns into a Chinese puzzle. Now, do it behind your back, over your upper thigh where you can't see and can barely reach?  How about a 60 denier stocking top? How about some faux-vinyl shiny black fabric over a nylon backing?  Aaaaagh! Hours I've spent wriggling and turning and cursing trying to get them attached on. They feel like they've gripped and then it just pops off, like they're laughing at you. Or worse, you get it attached on but you realise it's way off the position on the stocking top so the whole thing is twisted around. Ruing the effect. Remember what I said about why I'm doing this? For the luxurious, feminine feel of putting it on. You can see how it's hard to keep that in mind while you twist around painfully, cursing the damn things to hell.

So, forget that. Don't put the garter on. Put the stockings  and garter together first and then step into it. Yes, it's tricky. Yes you may need to do this from a sitting position or else you'll trip, bang your head then have to explain what you were doing to the paramedics, but at least it's possible. Now, never undo them again. Perhaps sew them together. That's it.

Yes it fits, yes I can get it on. But now what?

Pretty, perfect, and leaves no room
for an unsightlym uncomfortable bulge.

Another aside. I'm not going out or wandering around town in these clothes. This is strictly for alone-time, no chance of being disturbed time. What do I do when I have it on? Well, you can probably guess, but apart from that, writing. So, I'm sitting at a desk, typing. I want to feel feminine. I want to feel comfortable. I want to feel like I look pretty, and as long as I don't actually look, the fantasy works. But look at this thing - the pretty pink body. O own this exact one. Lord, it's gorgeous. The material is soft and silky. Mmmm. And yes, it fits too, just about. It's snug. And after a couple of minutes, that's a problem. It's so snug, so tight, so that what was a pleasant embrace is now getting distinctly uncomfortable. Yes, you can undo the poppers, but where's the point in that? Now, revived of all tension it just hangs there, feeling wrong, you might as well have got a pink vest.

No room for junk.

How about this one? Oh man, does it feel good, walking around or under a nice slim-fitting dress. Sit down though, get a little more, well, turgid, and suddenly you can barely breathe. Suffering succotash, it's as hard ot get off as it was to get on. Whew. 

So, you need to consider, what you're going to be doing in your lovely lingerie too. Are you likely to be, well, excited? In that case, perhaps consider something a little looser in the groin area,  or at least do yourself a favor and get something that can expand.

Dresses.

Flirt, fabulous and unavailable.

I've never bought a skirt. Only dresses. Skirts, well, they're just half as pretty as a dress, right? Here's one of my favorites. I actually have this in white, but it's this exact one. The skirt is so short! The nylon panel is so yummy! The waist is so high! Mmm Mmm. This is one of maybe half a dozen dresses I've bought over the years and this one is the only one that gets regular wear. I wish I had the black. I wish it was just a teeny weeny bit larger, but it's prefect and I love it. If only Yandy still sold it.

It's very, very hard to say why I like some dresses and not others. I love the feel of them. The weight hanging off your shoulders and hips. The swish of the hem, the folds of the fabric. But some I've bought, while they tick all those boxes just don't do it for me. Some combination of fabric, style and fit works and everything else feels wrong or at best, so-so. You  may have to kiss a lot of frogs to find your princess, but it's nothing to the number of dresses you need to try on before you find the  dress. 

Bodycon and shaper wear.

Like two mixing bowls
strapped to your chest.

Here be dragons - and fairies. If you think this article is just saying that buying women's clothes online is a hit-and-miss crap-shoot, then this isn't going to change that theme. I've bought lots of shaper wear too and I've been both delighted and disappointed, and not in equal measure. Shaper-wear sizes are almost meaningless. You want something snug, but you end up with constricting. You want something firm but it feels like pulling on an old jumper. You wanted shape, you end up losing all feeling in your legs. 

My best item in this area is the slip to the right. It feels wonderful, just the right balance of firmness and give in a fabric that feels gentle and soft. The main downside is that there's a very stiff pair of bra cups built in. You can just about see them in the picture. In real life they're big stiff cups, like strapping a couple of mixing bowls to your chest. When I wear it, I have to stuff the cups. If that's your thing, great, if not, well, keep looking and paying because this stuff isn't cheap.

Pantyhose.

Pantyhose is the the best item you can buy, in my opinion. You pull them on and feel feminine and comforted straight away. There isn't a huge problem with fitting and they're easy to purchase.

Fabric and quality is the key factor here. If they're cheap they won't be good. You want a good, well-known brand. Find a style you like and stick to it. Personal preference dictates all here. For me, black is the only colour. High denier opaques are the only style and the only way to be sure of size is to buy the whole range all and find which fits by trying them on. I have supposedly small pairs which are bigger than other XL sizes. I have ones where the leg has maybe an extra eight inches to spare but the waistband feels like a nylon vice and others where the legs are so short the gusset hangs down between your thighs while the panty flaps around loosely. 

That's okay if they're eight dollars in a three-pack, not so great if they're $46 Woolfords. But it's worth it for the feeling of wearing a perfect pair. And if you find a pair you like - buy three more now. They will go out of production as soon as you decide they're you're favorites.

Crotchless?

Or rather, ones like these where it's like suspenders-built-in. Hmm. So, I only branched out and bought a pair of these this year, and yeah, these are slightly delicious. This particular pair could do with more lycra - they're losing their shape a little and they're getting that 'bally' effect, so I wish there were higher quality ones available. They certainly solve the not-enough room problem and they feel good, not as good as a proper reinforced-panty pair but still, surprisingly good. Further research required.

In all, I think I'm happy with and continue to wear about one fifth of everything I've ever bought. I love buying it. Choosing and shortlisting and waiting for it to arrive is a large part of the fun and excitement. I've bought from figleaves, amazon a couple of specialist hosiery online shops, and of course, Yandy.com. I've even bought a couple of items in person a long time ago when I was braver. I wrote that experience up as an article a few years ago. I might see if I can find it. 

Please comment if you found this article in any way interesting, or even if you didn't. Your comments are what keep me coming back to this keyboard.

Strict Wife

She doesn't know I've seen this.

I found a copy of this magazine in my wife's briefcase. Apparently it's only available by subscription. She doesn't know I've seen it and I think I'd be in big trouble if she found out. I can only take some sneak peeks when I'm alone in the house, so I can't upload the whole thing in one go. But I copied one of the articles.

Oh my god, it looks like a kind of instruction manual for what she did to me. My hands were hsking as I read it. Have a look at it here. Four Steps to a Sissy Happy Hubby.

I'll try to upload more when I have a chance. Here's the first couple of pages. Strict Wife Scan.
Comment here and tell me which article you want me to do next.

Perfect Porn #6 Summer Day Blacks on Blondes

Perfect Porn #6  Summer Day Blacks on Blondes

So there's a whole genre of porn with white girls, black men, huge cocks and anal. This video sits right in the bullseye of that one, so as with a lot of these, the basics of the video are very normal, but if you've been paying attention you'll know that I'm picking this one because Summer Day delivers her lines as a master of the form.

The actual sex part of video is great. She looks incredible, he's huge, the sex is pretty amazing. But the good part is the two minute, twenty five second  intro she does before the anonymous black guy even appears. She's lying on a bed in her pink and white lingerie, writhing around and talking to camera. She tells us that white guy's little penises don't do it for her anymore and she needs a big black cock rammed in her anus to get off. She's teasing, joyful and matter-of-fact and she puts the lines out there with one hundred percent conviction.

The camera roves around, hand-held during this, but her face is in frame all the time and she's in very close up when she's delivering the best lines. She barely pauses, there's no uhms or ahs and she's looking direct to camera the whole time. Has she written this little speech out and learned it off? I doubt it. I can' imagine there's an autocue on the camera and her eyes never flick away, so I think she's just making it up as she goes along. Maybe there's been a little rehearsal but the whole thing feel spontaneous.
Her voice is husky, needy, sexual. She's not explicitly putting the viewer down, just stating the facts. She wants, she needs, firm anal sex with a huge black cock. The viewer can't provide it. No problem, she's going to get powerfully fucked by her big black friend. She hopes he isn't gentle.
The very best line, the one in the gif is "I hope you jack off while you watch it."
I've heard the line a thousand times. I made a Sumer Day porn music video and as usual I try to pick the best spoken lines and mix it through the whole thing. That line features prominently. I liked it so much, I've used it as a kind of signature at the start of other PMVs I've made, of other performers. I do the line over my intro, as kind of 'Welcome to this video - I hope you jack of while you watch it."

To be honest, I'd trade the rest of the video for her talking like this. Don't get me wrong, the rest is great - especially the start where she's blowing him on her knees and near the end there's a doggy scene where he catches her hair and the camera passes over her face for a few seconds. As an aside - there's a full wall-mirror in the room and for the doggy scene she's clearly watching herself in it, but the cameraman seems to forget it's there so he never makes use of it, which would have been fantastic. I know mirrors are tricky for filming - you don't want to break the immersion with a shot of some dude in slacks and a Megadeth tee-shirt with a camera on his shoulder - but still, they could have made some more use of it.
But anyway, the problem with the bulk of the video is that she barely talks in it, beyond the usual 'Fuck' and 'Oh God Yeah, it's so big'. If she'd been able to throw in some more lines like she had at the start while he's plowing her, this would be number one rather than number six.

I like Summer Day. She looks like a lot of fun, and her body is incredible. She seemed to specialise in IR stuff and this isn't her only cuck video but this one is a stand-out exception in her canon.
I hope you jack off while you watch it.

Perfect Porn #4 Eva Lovia Vixen.

Perfect Porn #4 Eva Lovia Vixen.

This may not be Eva’s only appearance in the top 10. In fact I could make a top ten of just Eva. This one is special though.

She did scenes for Vixen, blacked and finally Tushy where she did three. The Vixen one is just fabulous, and for a few reasons. First, the pantyhose/stockings things. She keeps them on throughout, huzzah! And they’re super high quality nylons. I love pantyhose but I’m not so fond of them being ripped, so these waistband/stocking affairs are just perfect. She also wears this clingy lace  top which is fabulous. It comes off pretty quick which is unfortunate but never mind. Plus there’s the glasses, always sexy as hell.

Now Eva is a consummate actress. She’s funny, vampish,slutty and yet keeps a certain distance. You always feel that even though she’s enjoying the sex, she’s in control. That might sound bad but it means she’s always acting and in this Vixen scene she acts her socks off. Well, not actually, they stay on, but it’s still A+ porn.

The scene in question here is right t the start. She’s enticed her guy back, shed her little black skirt so she’s down to the top pantyhose and panties. And those glasses. She’s kissing him and stroking his cock, then descends to her knees to suck him. It’s nice and slobbery and lots of eye contact while he stands. Then she pushed him sitting onto the bed and stay kneeling, gobbling his cock on her knees. 

Then she hops to her feet and strips off the panties, giving him a nice lapdance, rubbing her ass crack on his cock and grinding him, smiling all the while.  Then while grinding him, she looks back over her shoulder and says. 

“I think you should fuck my mouth first.”

That’s it. For any other actress  all this is just warmup which they would phone in. Eva makes it the sexiest thing imaginable. I have no idea if someone fed her tht line, but I doubt it. I choose to believe she came up with it and delivers it like the most incredible invitation. She doesn’t tell him to. She doesn’t ask him to. She advises him to. She knows best how he can enjoy her incredible beauty. Her perfact body. She’s like a maitre’d recommending the best wine to go with your meal. I think you should fuck my mouth. Fist. Before you go on to the main course, my brain meltingly gorgeous pussy, framed in my smoky hot black opaque pantyhose. We can only agree. He should fuck her mouth. He should fuck it, right now.

She skips out of the panties and slides onto the bed while he stands up. Her legs are curled up in the air, her toes pointed in anticipation. She grabs his penis and slides it into her mouth and as she sucks him in. Her legs extend onto the bed. I’m not sure I can explain why her legs extending like this is so fucking sexy. It just is. Like I said in another post. The acting is showing you on the outside how the actress is feeling on the inside. Tense anticipation - legs curled upwards, taut. Blissful satisfaction with a cock in your mouth - legs relaxed and prone. Of course it also shows us her perfect little buns tight and then relaxed. Did I mention the way the pantyhose frames her pussy? Ass too.

The rest of the scene is pur gold too. When he takes he by the hair and fucks her mouth as promised she grins at him and says “I love it when you fuck my face.” We love it too. I’m sure he’s pretty happy with it also. Everyone’s a winner. 

After some rather unnecessary tonguing she loses the top and he gets her legs up by hear ears, exposing those lovely pussy lips. She pulls her legs wide for him and we’re off.  The legs, black and glamorous are swaing in the air as she gets pounded. I could watch Eva get fucked like this  for hours. Then her legs are together, and he’s shafting her hard, pistoning her into the bed. Then she’s flipped onot all fours, the pantyhose straining oveer her ass, he slides in and it’s a totally delicious doggy style fuck moving on to him sliding into her from above noce and hard. She’s looking redder and redder her as it builds up and her noises, as always are priceless. Now she’s prone, legs slightly apart and he hammers her into the mattress. She looks incredible as she takes this, little yelps puntuate each thrust. She blows him a bit more an then we have a fiarly rubbish cowgirl to a cream pie end. So so. But the  pedestrian last third is more than made up for by the classy first half. 

“I think you should fuck my mouth first.”

Perfect Porn #3 Leah Gotti

Perfect Porn #3  Leah Gotti

Leah’s not a top 10 favorite for me. She’s hot but she’s no Eva Lovia, or Gracie Glam or Allie Haze. However, I liked her enough to do a PMV of her, and this scene is why I did it. It’s part of a series that New Sensations did with Xander Corvus and girls in schoolgirl outfits. Don’t much like the them or him but Jesus, she made it something exceptional.

She’s in a schoolgirl uniform, plaid skirt, white blouse, cute little headband and white knee socks. He does her face, doggy, cowgirl all while more or less bound with velcro straps. She keeps the outfit mostly on the whole time, which is great and then, near the end he ties her up, one leg crossed way over the other and bound to her arm. It’s incredibly sexy and then he rolls her hips onto her side, legs splayed wide open so her pussy is totally exposed. He slides into her and her mouth forms a perfect ‘Oh’ of surprise at how smoothly he penetrates he. In a moment he’s shafting her sexy little shaved hole with ease. “Ohfuck” She says but she’s just forced to lie there. He puts his hands on her hp and rolls her pelvis over and back, over and back, sliding her on and off his cock as her perfect breasts wobble back and forth.

A lesser actress might overeact at this point but Leah, gorgeous little minx that she is just gazes upwards letting it happen, her face a lovely picture of submissive passiveness. She’s having her pussy stuffed to perfection and all she can do is just take it, and take it. It all starts to get a bit much. She rolls to one side, but that only lets him in easier. She’s mewling little cries and gasping in pleasure. She’s pleading with him, “Please, Please” but he just keeps on fucking her. Her arms strain at her bonds and she tries to roll into a ball but the ruthless assault on her pussy goes on and on. 

And there’s more Now he has a tight grip on her left breast, leaning hard on her body, forcing her into the bed. Now a hand tightens on her throat. She’s wriggled to the side of the bed, her arm almost pulled from it’s socket as she attempts to get away from the insistent cock hammering her soft hole. All she can do is plead. “Please. Please.” The pleading becomes every more desperate and whiny, a squeak, begging for release. “Please” She shrieks and a slap to her cheek silences her. He grips her chin to keep her quiet and she lies back, sobbing, surrendering to the ruthless assault. 

He shifts position, lying behind her, her head pulled around and her leg high in the air tied to her arm. His hand finds her throat again and then the other grips her head by the hair, so her whole body is pummelled, only her head is held in his grip. He pulls her legs across each other  and shafts her some more but she’s so tense and so tangled it can’t last. 

He reties her. Now her legs are bound wide spread eagled. Her arms are free, and she helps him penetrate her, her hands clasped on her buttocks, pulling the apart for better access. Her eyes are starting to roll up as she gets close to cumming, but when they come down they’re locked on her partner, goading him on to fuck her harder, finish her. Her knees are pushed further and further back to either side of her face until she’s pistoning off the bed, still pleading, still bound until he;s close and she opens wide as she can, her arms passively at her sides as he unloads into her grateful mouth. 

She storms this scene even though for most of it she can’t move all that much.It’s all in her eyes and words, and the sounds she makes. I’m not a fan of Xander much, and he does a lot of work here, but the scene belongs to Leah. The whole series has many similar setups but none of the others are anything like as good as this - the difference is Leah.

Perfect Porn.#1 Jaye Summers

Perfect Porn.#1 Jaye Summers

Only one thing makes a great porn scene, and that’s a great porn actress. I’ve watched vast amounts searching for scenes from which to make porn music videos, looking for particular shots, particular looks, whatever I need to slice together scenes and set them to music.

Everyone finds particular scenes, maybe a whole movie, just a particular angle or position, even just a particular moment, that you particularly like. 

So here’s one of mine - Jaye Summers in a scene she did for HardX with Mandingo called “Double the Cum.” You can see where the name comes from from the gif above, he cums a bit in her mouth and then continues fucking her with his jizz falling from her chin. I like that kind of scene a lot. Keiran Lee is famous for it, but he usually goes for a standing doggy after a full facial so he can display the girl  to the camera with his load dripping off her. Hot, but usually he can only go for about half a minute tops afterwords. 

Mandingo and Jaye go on for a full ten minutes after this -  he’s only  partially cum in her mouth - there isn’t a lot of jizz- to be honest it’s mostly her spit. But she makes the most of it, letting it dribble down her chin and spatter over her chest and belly - there’s a few spots down near her bush too. Then she lays back, legs splayed for him, and that’s the scene above. And it’s her expression at this point that moves this scene from just great to top 10 status for me. Look at that frown. She’s willing his cock into her. She has it all right there in that look - submissive, desperate, horny, beautiful.  Her cheeks are getting redder as she’s starting to build up to an orgasm herself and she’s trying to keep it together as she’s being impaled on his huge cock. 

As soon as he slides into her, his hands under her knees, her legs start trembling uncontrollably. She starts nodding to him, bucking up and down to meet his thrusts and wordlessly pleading with him  with just that expression to fuck her as hard as he possibly can.

Mandingo never gets all that excited though, in this or any other scene I’ve seen. He just keeps going at that slow, relentless pace and she has to work herself up and down on him to get off. Its worth pointing out that he never goes balls-deep into her, she just can’t accommodate the full length. She lies back to really savour being fucked and starts to cum. She reaches down to diddle herself a bit and then starts to buck and spasm on his cock. 

He withdraws to let the camera zoom in on her pussy. Once she stops playing with it, you can see it trembling and flexing in and out reflexively almost like it’s pleading to be stuffed full again. She’s smiling, laughing and then as he gets ready to thrust into her again, you see her expression shift back again to the desperate frown and when he plunges it back in, she’s back to nodding and encouraging him, begging to just fuck her and fuck her. 

You can tell she really wants him to just go for it as hard as he can but once again he just wants to shaft her at his own pace. She looks so incredibly fucking hot you can’t blame him for taking his sweet time. She pulls her own legs wider to encourage him more, begging for more and then her legs and torso are spasming again and each thrust set  her off.

He pulls out again and she slides off to suck him. She never gets much more than the head into her pretty little mouth but she makes the most of it, eventually getting spit an inch or so along the shaft. Eventually he gives her a hand, cupping her head and shafting her face with his rod and soon her spittle is drooling off her chin and flying onto her breasts. 

That’s kinda it. Yes, he pulls her up and she goes cowgirl on his lap but apart from the odd backward glance we can’t see her face much and that makes it pointless in my view. The cumshot is so-so. She looks pretty eager as he lets it drip onto her open mouth and there’s some gobs dribbling off her chin again but it’s much the same as dozens of other scenes she’s done.  

The whole scene where he’s doing her on the couch though, is pure perfection.