Wednesday, December 29, 2021

Has All This Gone Too Far?

Has This All Gone Too Far?

We’ve all been there, right? What started out as just wearing panties while you jerked off, seems to have lead you to places you never imagined going.
Don’t worry. Our expert will answer all your questions and set you back on the right path.


 

Tuesday, December 28, 2021

Is this okay?

Is This Okay?

Does my ass look big in this? Is my pantyline showing?  Do you think he likes me?
Answering your girlfriends questions can be a minefield. But not to worry. We’ve got you covered.


 

Monday, December 27, 2021

Your Porn Addiction.

 Your Porn Addiction.

Like so many things, addiction can creep up on us. What begins as an occasional distraction can begin to feel more like a compulsion, driving you ever deeper into a dark place from which there is no escape.

Are you beginning to think you’re consuming too much porn or are the problems overhyped? Our expert answers your questions.


Perfect Porn : Aaliyah Hadid Exotic4K

Perfect Porn

Aaliyah Hadid Exotic4K

When you make a PMV you really get to know a performer, maybe a particular scene, very well. Usually, by the end, you hate it. But in some rare cases, you love it even more.

I've got to know this one very well, and it made me do the usual things, first off, go find everything else good she's done, and maybe have a look at the producer's output a little closer. The latter proved fruitless, but Aaliyah has a lot of standout scenes from other sites. The other thing, of course, is to write up one of these occasional posts.

The scene is long, varied and Aaliyah puts everything into it. I barely noticed her partner, he's serviceable, it's Aaliyah making this work like it does. 

The first word that comes to mind is 'curvy'. Her outfit, all stretched nylon and fishnet holes, take her sinuous shape to the next level. She bulges and swells out of it, pulling panels aside, stretching against it and twisting it around her like an extension of her body. It stays on throughout which is a massive bonus. 

The next thing you notice is her hair. It's in this layered bob that makes her look perfectly demure and yet unbearably attractive at the same thing. Perversely, this is one of the very few scenes, and the only good on she did with her hair like this. In many other scenes she has an almost-bald dyed blond crop, some huge shaggy  mop, a center-parted 90's do with blonde highlights, and, a crime against beautiful hair, a hideous frizzy perm. I think some women just never like the styles that suit them best. We must be grateful she had this one for as long as she did.


Finally, her skin. I usually steer clear of this topic as it's freighted with racial tones, but given that practically every other description of her mentions it, and her skin is so beautiful, here I go. 

I've no idea of where she's from or anything, I doubt 'Hadid' is her real name but her skin has that flawless quality synonymous with regions East of Vienna and South of Istanbul. It's not so much the colour as the glowing soft delicacy of it. 

This is probably more due to good diet and a lot of cosmetics than her ancestry. No matter, she lights up the screen like a kind of living instagram filter and she demands your attention immediately.

Phew, half way down the page and I haven't yet mentioned her performance, because no matter how attractive the performer, only a stellar performance makes me want to add clip after clip and repeated clip to a PMV, watching every one over, and over. And what a performance. There isn't a dull moment. She's working it from the first frame to the last. 

I'm not going to do a scene-by-scene, position by position, but there are stand-out moments all the way through. But not only that, this is a video I'd be happy to watch from beginning to end. Which is rare. Skip to the good bits, then watch them over and over is more my style - possibly why I make PMVs. But in this, I'd even watch the cowgirl scenes. Which I never do. She's just that good.

The clip that made me go find this scene is below.


Or nearly, the original doesn't zoom in. It's not the BJ, it's the curves. The skin, the outfit, the way she's laying back. Anyway, I saw this, not even her face properly, and I wanted to find it. 

When I did, I saw this, and instantly added it to the PMV I was working on.


As I went on, I found more and more amazing clips from a scene where Aaliyah is just throwing herself into the performance. She eggs on her partner when he flags, she moves into more exciting positions, she stretches and undulates, emotes and flicks her eyes. She makes it all about her, how gorgeous she is, and how fabulous she looks having sex. She makes it look easy, effortless, but she's working every ounce of her personality as well as her body.

The only negative is her dialogue. The mike picks up little beyond moans and she doesn't talk much. When she does, it's great - at one point her partner murmurs something inaudible and she grins "Make me", then makes the most of it when he gets a burst of wounded energy and fucks her harder. Naturally, I repeat that over and over in the PMV.

Some of the best parts are her over-the-shoulder looks doggystyle. The lazy-ass cameraman never moves behind the sofa to get her face-on but maybe the setup just didn't allow that. If it had, she'd have made it scorch.


Also, worthy of special mention, is the hair-flicking. She does it a lot in this clip, tossing her long bob from one shoulder to the next. I put each one in the PMV of course. There's something just amazingly dynamic, pretty and sexy about  a hair-toss that each one needs to be treasured.

She hasn't yet made another scene as good as this. In fact, the best other one she has is also for exotic4k. But she's still active, has a good only fans and there's still time for more perfection.

Here's a clip from the as-yet-unfinished PMV



I can't leave without a word of warning. Like I mention above, she did a lot of not-so great videos and in some of them, she's wearing a hijab. I don't object to Hijabs of course, but there's something distasteful about filming sex while the performer is wearing one. I wish she hadn't done this, and the studios are the ones actually responsible rather than her, but it's disrespectful and racially aggressive in a way I just can't stand. Anyway, while YMMV, I know a lot of people feel the same about this, so be ready for some images that may make you cringe at best.


The music for this, was already used in another PMV. I find I'm copying other PMV's music choices a lot more these days since I listen to nothing released since 1995. Thankfully, advertising other uploads are forbidden in Empornium descriptions, so I don't have to say which PMV. It's called Compression, by Jordan Hemenway and seems to be part of the soundtrack for a video game. Anyway, I liked the thumping bass which sounded like it would be really easy to match to Aaaliyah's soft little pussy being rammed with a giant cock, so here it is. 





Tuesday, December 21, 2021

Crystal Knight. An appreciation

The crumpled, photocopied pamphlet I hand out to passers-by on my street-corner is entitled 

"Acting makes the best porn." 

And, yes, I think acting is the word. Porn is a performance. A film of two people fucking is not porn. It's a sex tape. No matter how well filmed or how attractive the people, it is at best a documentary, not a movie. Some people claim this is what they want, but they're lying. Realistic sex is rare in porn because it's  boring and pedestrian, a minority niche market at best. 

Critics who decry porn as being unrealistic are therefore missing the point. Nobody wants to watch real people fucking in realistic ways. It might be exciting for some people to watch real people fucking, but that's different. Dogging and other activities like that aren't porn - the point of them is the illicit thrill of watching or being watched, not the sex itself.

Porn is doing something performative. Pornstars are acting. They are making a show. They don't just fuck. It might be a poor performance, it might be great, but it's a performance in any case. Even if they never speak. Now there's a lot that can elevate a poor performance. All the mechanics of film making. Lighting, sound, set, costume, and on and on. But if the performance is poor, that can only go so far. If the performance is good, then it will shine, even if the quality of the filming is poor. 

And what makes a great performance? Acting talent. There's a reason why you want to see great actors. Helen Mirren can make the shittiest script great. I'd watch her peel potatoes. Porn is exactly the same. Fight me if you think I'm wrong.

And there is no better demonstration of this thesis than on the top tiers of sites like IWantClips, Clips4Sale or MVClips. Here you find the dommes and fetish specialists who, in the last few years have brought single-performer porn to new levels of professionalism and quality. I would contend that the best content from these performers is of a higher quality than most of the best studio produced porn today, even those scenes from the very best performers working with big studio production values. 


If you have a look at the content being put out by the likes of Eva de Vil, Princess Miki or Alika White, the sound, lighting and editing is top notch. Even though these are a single performer videos - often with a fixed camera, the effort that has gone into the production is impressive and the acting is off the chart.

Now, if all you want is to see pretty girls fuck, then this is not for you. This is material where the performer is almost always alone, with a fixed camera, and while they may be doing almost anything physically, the central performance is all in their words, their tone, their attitude. Essentially, their acting. 

And while you can find almost anything on these sites, it skews femdom. There are girlfriend experience videos, or ASMR or furry fetish or a million other kinks available but the bulk of the material and all the top 10 or 20 or fifty are femdom or femdom-adjacent content. Femdom sells, but it just isn't suited to the studio format. They just don't understand it. It's too intimate for them. I think there's another blog post in there, but let's just take that as read for now. Conversely, pretty girls fucking, needs a bit higher production value than this home-made format can manage. Yes, there's exceptions - Kate Kuray, Bryci, many others make top quality boy-girl material, at home and with a single camera setup. They're exceptions.

If you threw a butt-plug into one of the clip sites, the chances are it will bounce off the head of a woman, alone, speaking to camera, telling her viewer he's a worthless loser. Or pretending to be his mother. Or showing him to jerk off, or all of that at the same time. And she's fully dressed. She's probably wearing something revealing but she could still go to Walmart in it and not get arrested.

I can't tell you how gratifying it is that this stuff exists. I love/hate big studio porn. It has it's place, but for the vast majority of performers, it's a grind that will chew them up and spit them out after two to three years to make room for the next batch.  If they're successful, if their content is successful, they never see any additional the money apart from the on-the-day fee they got when they filmed. Porn studios don't want stars. They want an endless conveyor belt of the-next-big-thing, but not actual big things. They're too expensive and demanding.

Since porn went online, the way performers are paid - predominantly one-off shooting fees - is deeply unfair. It used to be that a studio made tapes or DVDs, sold them, and unless they were instant hits, they were remaindered. But for more than a decade, entire back-catalogues are available online, and stars, years after they retired, still feature in the best selling content of all the big studios. That sucks and it's stupid, because it's so short term. It's emblematic of an industry that sees the performers as disposable and interchangeable. 

And for the purchaser, sure yes, you get beautiful women in high-quality sets, costumes and all that, but most attempts at anything beyond the visual are a half-hearted after-thought. Do not expect to engage your brain, much less your emotions. A performer who puts their all into a performance is wasting their time and talent, as it's so difficult to build a career within the studio system. You may as well just phone it in, you'll get paid the same and your career has a built-in destruct timer. 

But performer-produced content is different. Sure, yes, a lot of it is crap too. Poorly produced and performed by unpracticed and unimaginative performers. But some of it is truly great. Competence, times Hard Work, equals Win, as my Uncle used to say, and boy, does it look like hard work. On a studio set, the performer gets to walk off, clean up and go home once shooting is done. For the performer-producer, they're barely half way. They have to edit, package and upload their content, then somehow, go about marketing and promoting it in marketplace filled with a deafening cacophony of other performers, just like them, hawking their wares. And that's before you consider all the work and expense they had to go to, before even squatting in front of that, enormously expensive HD camera. Hair, makeup, outfit, accessories. All bought, in advance, by you, each choice agonised over. Is it worth buying this basque for just one shoot? How can I make this bedroom shoot look different than the last one? What would suggest Egyptian temple anyway? Does this wig look too scruffy? 

Every now and again you get a glimpse behind the curtains. I once had a bit of back and forth with a performer about building her website. She was doing it all by herself. She'd invested in an online course that turned out to be worthless. She couldn't even write it off as a business expense since her state didn't recognise what she was doing as work. On the internal forums of the major clip sites, there are endless rules and strictures. Say this, and we'll remove your content. Suggest that, and we'll suspend your account. Promote the content you have uploaded somewhere else, and we'll ban your forever. And by the way, we're taking 30% off the top. And if you want us to promote you, we're taking 70%. Fuck you. Try doing this without us, bitch. No wonder those dommes are so angry all the time. Just getting your stuff into the shop is a landmine-strewn uphill struggle against enemy fire.

And I see a disturbing attitude on a lot of forums where porn is shared. "These bitches make plenty of money off us, so of course it's okay to pirate their content." I think of this as the Belle Delphine theory. All she does is smile and look cute and she's a millionaire. What she produces is trash anyway, so why not copy it and share it all over the internet?

I don't know or care if Belle Delphine is a millionaire but I think the disturbing aspect of this view is seeing porn as trash. Yes. Won't somebody think of the porn? Leaving the quality of Miss Delphine's work aside, I don't think all porn is trash. Some of it is trashy. A lot of it is badly made, but it's not trash. A girl, sitting on her sofa in her underwear, masturbating, and talking dirty, in the hope that someone would find it sexy enough to pay ten dollars for it. That's not trash, that's creativity and hope. It's a far cry from a studio machine filming yet another sex scene by yet another pool with yet another porn star. That's trash. And if that girl on the sofa can find ten guys to pay those dollars for her clip, maybe she'll do another clip and another and another and somewhere, along with another bikini set and a new dildo, she may find the niche and the form that unleashes her talent and be on her way to be another Crystal Knight. 

Do we need another Crystal Knight? Maybe not. The one we have already is pretty damn good. But god dammit the world needs more creativity and spark, even porn creativity and spark. Is it art? Who cares? It's entertaining and lovely. 

Crystal Knight is the epitome of my thesis. She's been in business for seven years. Her entire back-catalogue, over two thousand, twenty to thirty minute short films, is available on IWantClips. It's more than a catalogue, it's an archive of her career, all her transitions, all her new skills, her new looks, her new directions, her new boobs over this period. If she'd done mainstream studio porn from the start, she'd have starred in a couple dozen productions and then struggled to find work. She would never have developed and grown as she has, and most importantly, her entire back catalogue would belong to Holding Corporation X and she would never see another cent from that work, no matter how successful she might become later.  As it is, a new fan has a treasure trove of content to peruse and every clip sold pays seventy percent to Crystal. Maybe that ought to be ninety or ninety-five percent, but we'll leave that aside for the moment, and agree it's infinitely better than the zero percent Corporation X would pay. 

Pages one to five of sixty, on IWantCrystal - her earliest work, from around 2015 are about fifty percent softcore stripping and teases and fifty percent Crystal's first forays into femdom, especially findom.  It's clumsy, it's often badly lit. Her eyes flick to the side of the camera, where presumably, she has blu-tacked her script to the camera stand. But enough people must have liked those earlier videos, because by 2016 she's made four hundred more clips, and while the lighting is still occasionally dim, her performance has become more assured, provocative and powerful. She's lighting up the screen. Her eyes flash. She purrs. 




Plus, she's invested in a boob job. She's plowing her profits back into Crystal Inc.  There are still stripping videos but the femdom material has taken over. She has fans. They are sending cash. She's confident enough to do videos where she ignores the viewer for half an hour, saying only 'Loser' as she flicks off the camera at the end. Among these videos are real gems where she smoothly moves between seductive, loving, and cruel and back again. leaving the viewer a confused, beaten puddle, begging for more. She is masterful.

By 2018 there's no more stripping. The variety and range of the femdom videos has intensified. She's moved house and uses every room to it's best advantage. She films in the hall, bathroom, bedroom and out be her new pool.  New outfits and accessories feature in every video and she's honed her findom skills to a razor edge. Every second video is a custom, each of which cost it's patron somewhere between 350 and a thousand dollars. Somewhere between 2018 and 2019 she gets extensive facial surgery. Her face is softer, broader and her nose is different. She always looked amazing. Now she looks like Lucifer's smarter sister. The boob job has been improved and she's in yet another new house which looks palatial. She never appears with another performer. The camera never moves. She lives in a world containing only her and the viewer, his only worth is as a subject of her beauty. For me, this is peak Crystal. Not that she'll drop off later, but in this period she is working relentlessly, sometimes producing two or more videos a day. Her twitter feed and onlyfans from the time, mention needing to work through an editing backlog. I long to know if it is even possible that she's doing all this by herself? Who buys a mansion and then works a twelve hour day rather than hire an editor? If anyone does, it's Crystal. She's the very epitome of the American self-made dream. She found her purpose and she's mining it relentlessly. Between filming, she just has the time to shop for her bewildering array of costumes and wigs and shoes and boots. It must be an exhausting whirl. There's something incredibly attractive about a girl who so single-mindedly pursues her career as Crystal does. 

But it's the content that makes it all work. One video that sums it up is entitled "Being Normal is Boring" Here's a quote - 
" I've known since day one I wasn't going to be normal, nor did I want to be; and once I started dominating boys I fell in love with fetish forever." 
I think this is her truth. She enjoys this. It's work, but she loves it. An audio domme I exchanged emails with once, said she'd never want to meet her fans because she would fall in love with them. How could she not? She shared such intimacy with them. You can't tell someone they're a worm beneath your stilettos over and over without feeling something for them. Maybe not love. But something.


And I think she does. Regularly, in her clips she slides easily into a reverie about how much she enjoys her work. How much she enjoys knowing how her clips make her viewers feel. Obviously, it's stil work, and no doubt there are times when she groans at having to put on her Crystal face, but five years in she's still going. As she counts them down to another orgasm, she often says "You're so very fucking welcome." Something about the way she says it is so intimate, so personal. Every video has been produced with pride. 

And then she cut her hair and I stopped loving her. No I didn't, but 2019 did see her with a different hairstyle and a new, less punishing release schedule - just 342 videos in the year, and as we moved into 2020 she redid some of the facial surgery and thinned her face a little, looking maybe just a bit more bimbo than before. I have no idea why, she'd looked perfect every time before, but her face and her chest is her life's work and her business. Literally.

Right now, she's still pumping it out. Her onlyfans is expensive, but high quality and and high volume. She cams most weeks. She still accepts custom requests and she pushes more and more and more new videos onto IWantClips every week. The world is a better place for having her in it. She's brought countless hours of pleasure to probably tens of thousands of men. She has perfected a certain, soft but cutting style of femdom and she embodies the ideal of hard work and commitment. The performance she gives and the contract she has with her fans is rock solid. Pay me the price of this video and I will rock your world for fifteen minutes. In a cynical world, she is the epitome of honesty.

That may seem like a crazy notion when you see just how many of her videos are findom. Which is essentially 'Watch me. Get obsessed by me. Send me money. By the way. I am  already super rich.' It's essentially sexy begging, but from the top down. I have no idea why anyone would respond this. If you want to send her money, why not just buy a clip, right? There are thousands. But it must work on some of her fans, or else why keep making the videos? She does them because they're popular and it works. She's earned the right to be showered with money from her adoring fans and who can gainsay the straightforward commercial logic of it. She is selling the feeling of humiliation of having given her money in return for nothing more than the fact of having paid her. And if you don't like those videos, then just keep scrolling because there's hundreds more sissy, cuckold, chastity, verbal humiliation and mesmerisation videos just beyond, and more and more and more. 


So, back to my crumpled pamphlet, pressed into unwilling hands from my soapbox. Porn is a performance. And performance is work. Worthy of respect. There are some routes to building an audience and getting paid for your work without being exploited. That's not to excuse those who exploit performers on all the other routes but at least some routes do exist. And if a performer wants to plough that route, perfecting their craft of seduction is the way to success. Of course, being drop dead gorgeous is a huge help and there's no doubt Crystal has a head start there. But while fans may come for the looks, they stay for the attitude.

And that attitude? It's so hard to pin down. Every performance is laced with contradictions. For example. there's this recent masterpiece. "Fall Into Trance." 

Crystal has many voices. She's bitchy, contemptuous, confiding, naughty, distant, angry or any of dozens more. For this one, she's warm and tender. Her voice is soft, slow, dreamy and hypnotic. Literally, entrancing. Crystal is never ironic. There is never any hint of self-knowing humour here. Not a whiff. She is utterly serious at all times. If she's laughing, then she is laughing at you. Always. 

For this clip, she's wearing a form-fitting violet sheer nylon body. The only accessory is an elaborate dark necklace affair. He hair hangs down in soft waves, blonde highlights to the fore. Her eyes are smoky with a dark sparkle. Her lips, are plump scarlet petals revealing her porcelain, perfect teeth. Her breasts defy gravity. With no support from the bodytop they're just gently pushed together. Somehow she seems to be able to keep her long tresses covering her nipples for most of the time. Tease is always on the menu.


But 90% of the erotic impact of her performance is her delivery. She is gentle and enticing. 

"Stroke a little harder. Give in to your urges."

Being addicted feels so good. You never want this to end. And fortunately for you, it never will. I will be your source for pleasure ... until the day you die."

All the while she's delivering these lines, she's slowly writhing, gently stroking herself through the nylon, leaning her head, and gently turning. It's so languid, unhurried. She knows she has her viewer in the palm of her hand. She can take her time to crush him.

"I am your world. I am your sex Life. And I always will be."

"Say Thank You Goddess. Tell me you love me. Tell me that you surrender to me."

'Tell me you Love me' is very Crystal Knight. She wants your love. She appreciates it. It makes her feel good. If this doesn't sound crazy, given that I'm extolling her performance, this feels so genuine because it is. I don't think her acting could be this good if it wasn't coming from a place of real emotional truth. Actors train to reach down inside themselves and connect the emotion of the part they are playing with a truth from their own lives. I think Crystal does this too. Whether she's contemptuously scorning your pathetic boner or gently encouraging you to masturbate yourself raw for her, it never feels false or fake. She's putting herself into the clip heart and soul. You're so very fucking welcome. She means it.

Which is why it's so surprising that we see or know almost nothing of her life. Well, not nothing, but nothing important. I think I've seen every room in every house she's lived in since 2017, from bedroom to bathroom to kitchen. Even that weird atrium hallway she likes so much. I know she has a dog who adores her.  After that, zero.  Does she have a partner?  If so, there's never a hint of their existence. She's never at a porn show. She doesn't do appearances. She doesn't veer into gaming or cooking or any of that nonsense. When she goes on holiday she just cues up some clips and says she'll be back in two weeks. Her instagram is just posed cheesecake shots. It's just her, her fans and the one-way camera and microphone tunnel that connects raw Crystal deep into their brains. 

I fantasise about what her life must be like. I imagine she must have someone. Someone supportive and loving. Because somehow, I think that being so close, so intimate with so many men without ever breaking character,  must feel like teetering on the vertiginous edge of terrible loneliness. I'm reminded of the minor character in the movie, The Prestige, who spends his entire life pretending to be an ancient, feeble Chinese man, just to make his illusionist show work. Crystal never lets her immaculate makeup crack. Never treats herself to an ironic smile. It's Crystal all the way down. There would be no way to do that, record that, every day and then roam around an empty mansion in the middle of the desert. There has to be someone.

I mean, apart from the dog.


I don't normally want to ask celebrities questions. I don't care about their lives, or what they do. But I'd love to know more about her. I wonder about paying for a cam session and just begging her to give even a hint what her life is like off camera. Not only is that crazy, get-yourself-on-a-watch-list bonkers, but I think really, it's just that I want to know she's okay. That she doesn't cry herself to sleep every night on a bed made of money but with nobody to cling to.  But of course, that's just me projecting. Maybe she lies down on that bed of cash and laughs herself to sleep while the dog listens uncomfortably. Maybe she's just as iron clad as her on-screen persona. But I don't think so. "You're so very fucking welcome." means something. It has to. If she could, she'd reach through the camera and give us all a hug, right? That's as valid an expectation as any other, given the lack of any evidence to the contrary.

Since I wrote this screed, I finally took the plunge and asked Crystal to do a custom clip for me. She did the whole thing so professionally, I almost enjoyed commissioning it more than watching it. But it is wonderful. I'll treasure it. As I'd hoped and expected she was charming and thorough and businesslike and the final result is amazing. Her performance is perfect porn.







Friday, December 17, 2021

PMV : Wanna be my filthy little whore?

"Wanna be my filthy little whore?"

An AlamoPreacher PMV

Beautiful girls tease, mock, and tempt you, before suggesting you might want to be get fucked like a girly slut, just like them. Don't listen. Watch it with the sound down. And for God's sake don't read the captions. Close your eyes.

Music : "Get Busy" and "Vapor Trail" by The Crystal Method.


Synopisis : Girls, some of whom may be roleplaying as your Mother, despite being half your age, suggest that (a) You're an inadequate lover with a tiny penis. (b) They much prefer large penises, especially ones belonging to black men. (c) Maybe you might like to be a sexy teen, just like them, dressing slutty and getting fucked, and (d) being such a sexy teen slut inevitably leads to more and more extreme sex. They may be correct in some or all of these assertions.


I make PMVs. When I started, it was just nice pretty girls, touching themselves or each other in time to music. At the start, yeah. Now, who the fuck knows what they're about. This time, it started with this track, "Get Busy" by The Crystal Method. An outfit from Birmingham who heard the Chemical Brothers one day and thought, "We could do that!". I thought the line "Get Busy" could be taken to mean jerking off. Or possibly, getting fucked. Worked either way.

Also, an idea - 2520 by 1080 pixels . Why? Because I recently got a widescreen monitor and wanted to try it out with a PMV that filled the width. And I warmed to that idea, because I like dividing the screen into three and if the video was wider, then I could fit a standard 1080p video in the middle and have enough room for standing figures on the side. Cool.


So this starts with that Jordan Max BlackedRaw video where she's playing with  Rob Piper's unfeasibly huge schlong in the bath. I did that part first, screwing with the perspective a bit to make his cock look even longer so it filled the screen. Around the same time, I was doing something different with another track by the Crystal Method - "Vapor trail." In that, I was posterizing some shots into contrasting colours and cutting out figures (okay, it was Eva Lovia) to contrast with that.

Then I added the man-woman symbols in rapidly alternating colours but I wasn't sure where that was going, so I jammed it all together. It didn't make much sense, but then I cut a load of Ahegao gooning vids together and it made even less sense but it looked cool. Then, I discovered Val Steele's Pretty and Raw video and we were off to the races. Soon, I'd made what ended up being the first three or four minutes of the video. Meanwhile I'd put Princess Miki together with some more goony, fast paced Mommy-domme stuff so that went into the mix too.


So, with all that in place, I just went back through it, trying to make the scene a bit more consistent and to flow in some sort of way. I don't know how I feel about the man-woman symbols now. They really only work for the cucky aspect of the video but I kept them in. Also, the transition between the two tracks is more jarring than I'd have liked but I just couldn't get them to smoothly beat match. I am not a DJ and they're just too different.

Now, the cucky, Mommy domme stuff was heading in a whole different direction. All that moaning and jerking and panting seemed to head into some kind of wanna-be girly slut stuff and before I knew where I was, I had Kylie Quinn as some kind of fantasy-girl-I'd-like-to-be getting rammed while Princess Violette called me a cock-sucking slut.


You may want to nope out now.

However, if being mocked, degraded and encouraged to think of yourself as a slutty girl who loves sucking and taking cock is your idea of a good time, then this may be for you. I hope so, because that means there's at least one other person out there at the intersection of this shameful venn diagram.

Who is in this?

Val Steele. I kinda discovered her while I was making this. At one point her Dickdrainers video featured heavily, but it was too much. I really like her Bang:Pretty and Raw scene though, and the Exxtrasmall one where she's getting absolutely hammered doggy style. If I do another single girl video after this, it has to be her.


Princess Violette. Nobody mocks and degrades with quite the same sincerity as Violette. She hates you. The voice-overs are mostly her. There's just so much bitchy teen bile to choose from. From mild contempt to full-on degrading of your manhood. The main downside to her stuff is that in so many videos she switches between full-face to the camera or just her torso visible. She rarely stands with her full body visible. Which meant it was hard to find parts where she could talk and be in shot to the side. She's so incredibly pretty and has such a filthy imagination. If I do a single-girl PMV after this, it'll have to be her, I have a bit of an obsession.

Kylie Quinn. Kylie probably gets more screen-time than anyone else in this, mostly her two, almost identical, Hussiepass videos. Her eyes are so huge, and her smile is so warm. She's got even more beautiful as her career has gone on. Plus, she has a huge back-catalogue of great scenes I just couldn't fit into this. She's the prettiest porn star. right now. If I do another single girl PMV ....

Naomi Blue. She finishes it off, since her hookup hotshot scene is so extreme and I wanted to build up to it and also contrast it with the super-cute girly scenes she did for Nympho and Swallowed. She's so cute and bubbly, like a Barbie doll come to life in a mad porn scientist's lab. I have loads of her stuff, since at one time i was going to do a single girl PMV of her. I should be able to get to it soon.

Kate Kuray. Actually, Kate maybe has the most screen time since she did so many gooning Ahegao face scenes which worked on the sides as contrast to the hardcore going on in the middle. She makes the most professional amateur porn. Her outfits are amazing. The video is shot in crisp high res and she always looks so flawless. Plus, she goes from giggling cutie to cock-guzzling cumslut in the blink of one perfect long eyelash. If I do another ...

Eva de Vil. I've been aware of her for ages - she's been around a while and she stands out from the iwantclips girls because she puts so much effort into her outfits and scenes for her videos. Choosing femdommy scenes for this, I found she also has a great way with words and, much underrated, she enunciates perfectly. Not the inaudible mumblings you often get from lesser talents.

 

Wednesday, December 15, 2021

PMV : Bangarang

Bangarang : I'm Your Whore.

You remember that music from Deadpool 2? Yeah, girls being fucked to that.

Fast edited, set to the beat. Zooming in on pretty faces. Cocks rammed into soft, yielding pussies. Squealing.

Synopisis : Adorable teens have cocks rammed into every hole. Surprisingly, they seem to quite enjoy it.

Skrillez's Bangarang appears  to have been written with it's destiny as a PMV soundtrack in mind. It's fast and has a repeating phrase that is just about the right length for a speedup-up clip of fucking or sucking. Then there's a big break in the middle for something slower before finishing on a thumping outro. For this, I just selected particular girls I liked and took some favourite scenes. I blend them together a bit more and use more panning and zooming in the cuts. The track doesn't have many breaks in the relentless noise for the girls to do much more than grunt and moan but I tried to get a few phrases in. In particular, both Lucy Doll and Megan Marx say the phrase 'I'm your whore', which is nice and I use that a lot.

There isn't much in the way of captions. I use the eyes-blacked-out WHORE one a few times and the title and that's about it. I like to make the captions match the words and since there aren't many words, not many captions.

I have to do something slower next. For faster tracks, the cuts have to be shorter and picking dozens of clips and then doing something visually impactful with them takes a monstrous amount of time. I could go back and fix all the teeny glitchy bits, but since it all goes by so fast, it's barely worth it.  


A couple of stars top and tail this PMV and they get more screen-time than anyone else. Lucy Doll starts it off and I could have done a whole PMV just for her. She divides opinion. The bubbly, giggly personality and her squeaky voice drive some people mad. But I love it. The combination of cuteness and hardcore gusto are great. If you can't bear her, you probably need to skip the first minute. And a lot of the cumshots. And maybe turn the sound down too. Actually, skip this. Download something else instead. If you're not on board the Lucy Doll train, this isn't for you.

Avery Cristy. I only consciously started D/Ling her material after I started working on this. I'd seen her BlackRaw, but she looks a bit weird in that. Odd makeup. She does a lot of dead-eye camera stares that I like and her skin looks like it was made to be on a very expensive cosmetics commercial. There's a lot of her on this. In fact, I lengthened the track, repeating the last 1:20 just to keep more of her in.

Like the Werk video, I put a cast list at the end, hopefully to help anyone watching this wondering 'Who's the actress at 1:42?' I didn't put every single one on there. Some only get a couple of clips, so I'm always happy to answer the questions. 

Tuesday, December 14, 2021

Avery Cristy

 Avery Cristy

There's something about Avery, and I think I know what it is. It's her face. She is so expressive. Those eyes are just piercing. It feels like she's looking right through you. 

She can look sultry, disdainful, mean, coquettish, powerful and a hundred other emotions with just her eyes and it all seems so effortless. She has that 'it' quality that makes her just incredibly compelling to watch. Without hyperbole, I'd watch her pack groceries or mow a lawn. Watching her having sex is just mind-blowing. 


She appeared on a couple of BlackedRaw videos and then suddenly it seemed she was featured on one of the Vixen sites every week. Which was great, because Vixen et al very often do a proper photo shoot, rather than just stills-during-the-action. As a photography model she really gets to exude all that charisma and burn up the camera.



Watch those eyes. She says so much in this scene with just that flick down. 



I don't think it's a revelation that porn movies are a very different medium to photography. Some porn stars look flat and lifeless in stills while excelling in movies, and for others it's the reverse. Avery can do both and somehow, she seems like a different person in stills than in moving images. 


So what I think I'm trying to say is that she has presence  in a way that few porn stars have. Have a look at her just dominating this image from Vixen. She fills up the image in a perfect synthesis of model and photographer. The casual pose, the tension, the gaze burning the lens. She just, dominates.


Even in this still from Cum4K, tied up and prone, she fills up the frame with her personality. This is a favorite vid of hers, and she makes it sizzle. Cum4k have done several scenes with the exat same setup and only Avery really made it shine. 

Like I mentioned, she's almost exclusively working for Vixen et al now, but she still has a very active onlyfans and she posts a lot on it, which shows a goofier,. more playful side than the rather po-faced, high concept fetish stuff she's doing with them. It's all good and she's clearly pretty choosy about what she does now which is great. Lots of stars seem to burn out, taking all the work that comes their way, no matter how poor quality. Avery is just a bit too classy for that.













Monday, December 13, 2021

PMV : Carolina Sweets and Aria Lee

"He's gonna fuck her. Right now."

An AlamoPreacher PMV

Carolina Sweets and Aria Lee pout temptingly, tease and moan for you,
and then get their sweet pussies pounded for your pleasure

I love these two girls. Back when I was enamoured with Locked Clubs 'Punk Negevida' track I made about four minutes of this PMV in a few days. Then I left it for six months before coming back to it and finishing it in one week.

Synopisis :First Carolina's, and then Aria's vaginas and mouths are repeatedly penetrated in time to music. Each girl gets around two minutes of screen time, before the video begins to alternate rapidly between them, followed by a scene where they are together, smooching. In each sequence they do some cuckold talking but the video is 90% banging. Cumshots to finish.

I put these two sweeties together because (a) They did a video together and (b) Smoking hot. They did just one scene together unfortunately, but there's always hope for more. Carolina already had a few years under her belt when Aria did her debut. Apart from that one, I had a lot of videos that I liked of each of them. After doing ' Spanking Moaning Sucking Fucking' (qv) I just wanted to set more porn to that track. It really is a doozy.

Carolina starts us off. After a few teasing scenes of her beautiful face we're straight into her incredible blowjob skills, chopped up and repeated, in time to the insistent looping beat track. Then the first bit of cuckold narrative and dialog from her Cuckold Sessions video. "Do you like the way I suck this big cock in front of you?" Then Daisy Cooper says, "He's going to fuck her, right now" and we're off to hard-fucking land. Mostly doggy, because that's what I like.  That phrase "He's going to fuck her, right now" will reappear before every rhythm change, there's just something about the way Daisy Cooper says it.


Carolina did a great video for TouchMyWife.com where she's being done doggy style with her arms held behind her back. I didn't use much of the cuckold parts of that scene, just her exuberant face as she's being swung around all over the place. Lots of other clips follow, including her wonderful 'Holed' video where she says "Yeah, use my asshole. I'm your fuckin' fuck-doll baby" and I repeat that a few times before we come back to it. (NB, even though she's definitely saying 'fuck-doll' when I play it on it's own, it somehow sounds like 'fuck dog'. Something to do with the way our brains interpret speech. Either works.)


Then we transition to Aria Lee's Swallowed video. Then her Nympho scene before landing on the cuckold video she did for ToughLoveX. I think Aria may be the most unusual-looking and the most beautiful woman in porn. Studios always feature her incredible round ass but it's her perfect face I can't get enough of, and her just amazing personality. In this ToughLove video she gives her husband an excruciating tease before Charles Dera does her standing doggy facing him. For some stupid reason that angle is only about two seconds long in the original, but I use it over and over again.

Aria has only done a couple of videos for Vixen et al, but one of them is an amazing BlackedRaw video with Rob Piper. I chopped this up and used lots of it without switching to any other scene. It's so good. She yells and screams and just looks incredible. The whole thing is shot so well. Porn never looked this good. I have no idea why they haven't had her back. It's a crime she's been so under-employed since the pandemic.


But good as the BlackedRaw scene is, it's not as good as the cuckold scene she did with him for TeensLoveBlackCocks. She teases her boyfriend with a perfect combination of meanness and coy pouting. "Oh baby don't worry, it's not that good." She says to him as Piper's fucking her, but then silently mouths to Rob, "Oh fuck yes, it is." This girl is a walking meme.

So there's a lot of that cuckold scene, mixed with the scene she did for teensLikeItBog which has some great missionary-with-hair-pulling - always a favourite. And then we're mixing in some of Carolina's scenes that match angle and position. We have to get them together somehow. This was a pain in the ass to do. You think porn just goes through the same menu of positions and camera angles, but try matching up actual scenes from different studios and different performers. It takes forever. But it's worth it, because then we get to transition to the sweet scene they did together for HardX. The posing at the start of this is all I used, because the actual sex is so-so. And then to finish, we reprieve all the scenes we used so far in rapid succession, as a lead-in to a cornucopia of facials for both beautiful girls.


As I mentioned at the start, I did a lot of work on this and then didn't touch it again for a long time. This was because I'd become unhappy with the structure of it. For Carolina's scenes I'd mixed them up, but when I did Aria's I'd used the same scenes in long sections and it felt unbalanced. I felt I ought to redo all of Aria's parts but rematching it all to the beat felt like a mountain to climb. When I came back to it, I realised nobody would notice or care, got over myself and just finished it off. In the intervening period I'd learned how to used Premiere's audio  track and clip editors a lot better and I was able to clean up the audio and make it sound better. I hope you agree.

 



PMV : Fucked Up Little Boy

Fucked Up Little Boy : A PMV story by AlamoPreacher.


I actually released this in March of 2021 but never put a post out about it. I started with just calling this 'Infratest' - the track by Plastic Shell.

Then I put in a title of "Jerk, Jerk, Fucked Up Little Boy" and the idea went something like - 'Various performers urge you to jerk yourself off, while they get fucked doggy-style in front of you.'

And then when it was finished I wrote this abstract for the Empornium description.

Nine minutes of repetitive beats earworm into your skull as you are teased and mocked while watching porn stars swallow giant cocks or have their tender parts roughly penetrated. You can imagine you're married to one or other of them if that gets you off.

Sometimes I hear a track and think straight away, "That would make a great PMV". This is one such track. I didn't have much of a criteria for the performers I chose - just girls I like, ideally in scenes where they're doggy-style facing camera. Also, some teasing hand jobs. From there I just kinda let my imagination make it up as I went along. So it's bit of everything.  There's JOI, there's cucky stuff, but to be honest it's 90% throat-fucking and doggy-style.

So, who's in this musical escapade? Kylie Rocket get's the most screen time. She's just full of beans and pepper, isn't she? I used a lot of her Peak-Porn Throated video and her one from Brazzers where she's being fucked doggy in a kitchen. Clips from those two scenes make up around a third of the whole PMV. I see from her twitter that she has lots of great new scenes coming out soon. Can't wait. She's my current favourite girl.

Daisy Haze. She just has so many great videos. And her husky voice! And her face! She can make you ache with just a smile. There's clips from a few scenes here, but mostly her Throated video and one of her ManoJob videos where she's wearing a body-hugging black dress and calling you 'Daddy' a lot. Daisy makes up about a third of this and she and Kylie essentially top-and tail the whole thing. Not much sex with Daisy, mostly BJ and hand jobs, though she does get to yell out 'I'm your little step-sister whore!' at one point. Always worth including in any PMV. 


Who else? Gia Paige did exactly one cuckold video, for Pretty Dirty. But it's just a standout incredible scene. No other scenes of hers appear in this PMV, but I used this one a lot. Obviously, it's quite cucky, so before I start showing those clips, I added the incomparable Princess Violette, who kinda introduces the suggestion that you're watching your wife getting fucked, while you jerk off, you filthy little pervert. A tale as old as time. This shift is pretty abrupt, and I wonder if many people watched this and got a bit of a shock when Violette suddenly says 'Now it's time ... to be my Cuck.'

Miss Violette pops up every now and again throughout, to belittle you, encourage you to masturbate, and to remind you what a fucked up little boy you are. She is great. Beautiful. Dominant. Mean. The only criticism is that so often in her clips, her face isn't centred in the video. This is so common with single-performer stuff from the likes of IWantClips or Clips4Sale, that I wonder if it's deliberate. How hard is it to keep your face on-screen? For me,  I want to see the performers whole face, not the top of her head cropped off, or worse, no eyes visible, which makes scenes useless, I think. 

Smaller roles go to Kate Kuray. and Migurtt. Kate Kuray doesn't speak much, which is a downer, but she does that Ahegao thing better than anyone, and I like that. Plus, she's just gorgeous. Migurtt gets a fast-forward montage in one of the breaks that seemed to work for that part of the track. She's never looking at the camera, the dummy. She's scrolling through chat messages. If I needed to see girls do that, I could get on the bus.

ShiOfficial also appears, primarily for her doggy-facing-camera scene from ManyVids. It's pretty fucked up. I. worry about that girl. 

For the middle, hard fucking section, I add in Wednesday Parker's James Dean video, partly because it has great doggy-facing-camera moments, but also because she has that 'Do you really like watching this?' expression on her face all the time. I wish she'd done more good scenes.

And then finally, but popping up throughout, Sasha Rose. Who is doing her handjob-ruining thing for MHBHJ. All of those videos are outstanding. Her face, her mocking expressions and laugh are just amazing and while there's not much of her in this, she seems to dominate the whole thing somehow just with those raised eyebrows.

As for style, while I still love dividing the screen and animating opacity masks, I decided to give it a rest for this one. I'm working on a half dozen other PMVs and in those I've kind of gone down the opacity mask spiral which has no end which has slowed progress significntly. So, instead, I decided to make almost everything a speed ramp. These girls get slowed down, speeded up and then slowed to a freeze frame over and over and over. After all, if there there's a good porny scene, then what makes it better? Watching it in slow-motion of course. Of possibly, speeded up to a hamster-wheel blur. The whole track has an underlying loop with three sets of three accented beats in a repeating pattern. I tried to hit every one of these with the same freeze-frame edit, only varying it for the changes,  when I do the camera-flash reverse-image fade thing which seems clever the first time you do it and gets rapidly more irritating from then on. 

As I often do, I get near the end of the track before I really get into the cumshots and these videos have some great facials, so I inexpertly grafted a middle section onto the end so I could have something more upbeat for the girls to get painted up to, rather than the downbeat fade of the original. Daisy gets the bst ones, and even though Kylie Rocket gets the most action, her cumshots just weren't good enough to make the last section. Thems's the breaks.

As usual, I put a performer credit sequence at the end listing each girl, in the order they appear in the video. I may put a list of the videos used in this upload but TBH that's a massive pain in the arse as I need to search for each track again. 

So what the fuck overall is this? It's a kinda cucky, femdommy, orgasm-ruining JOI Porn Music Video. As Summer Day always says. I hope you jerk off while watching it.