Perfect Porn : Kasey Warner Review

I may have mentioned before that I only do two things. I write, and I make PMVs (Porn Music Videos).

With PMVs I get an idea, maybe a song, maybe a scenario, maybe a pornstar, maybe just an idea - spanking for instance, or text messages.

For a recent one, the idea was a tune I'd heard. It was created from samples from the TV show 'The Expanse' It's a dark, electronic track with creepy, disturbing sounds layered into it.  I thought this would pair well with a bunch of clips from the darker end of the porn collection. I called it BeltaLoada and began selecting clips, sticking them on the timeline, setting them to the beat and seeing how it looked. 

And as I may also have mentioned, this organic, trial-and-error approach, more often than not, leads to me derailing and distracting myself. In this case, as it almost always is, the distraction was a girl, Kasey Warner. Her name or face didn't really seem familiar, but there was a particular scene of hers from New Sensations! that was very powerful, and that I found I was using a lot. I wondered if I had any more of her. And sure enough I did have a couple of videos, and yeah, those were pretty good too. In fact I liked her more and more, the more I saw of her, so I added those, even though they didn't fit the style of the clips I was using, and soon enough, I'm not doing whatever I was doing before. Now, I'm making a Kasey Warner video. This time, I recognised what I was at, changed the track I was using to a faster paced, more chaotic one and I'm off again. 

Of course, I don't have enough of her for a full PMV, so, a lot of searching and downloading later, I have over 190G of Kasey Warner, and some of these new videos are even better than the ones that distracted me in the first place. 

Kasey is pretty, but not arrestingly so. But in a four-year studio porn career, she's made a lot of scorching-hot videos. And the great-to-okay-to-meh ratio is very high. 

She's high energy and went in for a lot of the kind of aggressive scenes that suit PMVs. She did four thrated.com scenes and a bunch of stuff with NewSensations. Plus, best of all, she drops in one liners to these scenes with a lot of relish. "I AM a princess' she says in one, and 'It's time for me to suck your cock' in another. There's a rich vein of quotes and lines to be mined in the hours and hours of video.

The difference with Kasey, I think, is that she's always moving, and when she's moving, it's fast, aggressive, even exaggerated. She throws herself into it, with her face, her body, her voice. She's all on, all the time.

She has a lot of stuff on MVSales and her OnlyFans, which of course, I've shelled out for, since well, even if I sub to those older sites, she's not getting anything from it. 

So here's three scenes she did which I think are stand-out performances.

So, first off, her TeenFidelity scene, simply called Meet Kasey. October 2014. 

She's in a cute  prom dress. There's a lame setup that her gym teacher has brought her to prom, and now, back to a hotel. This could have been dull. But Kasey makes it incredible. She throws herself into it with abandon and the director lets her go for it. Her partner isn't great. But who the fuck cares when the performer is making such a complete meal of the scene. The gif at the top is from the end of the scene, but it's stuffed brim full with great shots of her. What makes it doubly good is that she keeps the dress on for the bulk of the video. 

It starts conventionally enough with Kasey blowing him from her knees, then she gets manhandled pretty roughly, blows him again, and then we get this look.

which I remember kind of freezing me in my tracks. We're not really in Kansas any more. Kasey gets a bit. other-worldly and although her partner is being rough, we're not in any doubt about who is fuckng whom here. She has this quality in all her best movies. No matter how she's being treated, she looks like she's in control all the time. She's always one step ahead. Like here, that rolled-eye look, the way she moves. She makes it look so hot.

She goes from teen prom queen to sex-monster in stages. They wreck the hotel room along the way. It's always kind of kinetic, at times disappearing out of shot and moving in and out of the frame. Usually annoying but with Kasey, you just want to see where  she's going next.

They end up in the shower and her partner goes to get her tiara. "Now you look like a princess." He says.

"I AM a princess." She replies. 

And she is. Her makeup is runnng, her dress is ruined and she has a face full of cock but she looks like a perfect princess.

They finish on the bed, missionary, Unfortunately the dress is gone by now but Kasey is indefatigable. You;ll get tired of me saying this, but at the end, she looks like she could do another five rounds.

Next scene. 

JamesDeen Bang Casting scene. 

As I say in the PMV writeup, I feel creepy using his scenes knowing what some other performers have said about him, but what's done is done, and Kasey isn't one of those who made allegations. 

This scene is rough, of course, but she seems pretty happy all the way through and Deen does a lot of his trademark manhandling. Kasey is one of those performers who seems to revel in her own toughness. As before, Kasey is more than a match for her partner and even when he's lifted her off her feet she always looks so much stronger.

I particularly like her cute figure hugging dress in this one and she uses it to great effect, lifting it and leting it fall back, twirling and stretching in it.  I saw it in an ad for an online shop one time and I instantly thought of her.

The best shots in this are where she's standing. still wearing the dress. Later there's way too much face-fucking and you can't see Kasey's expression. But the standing shots let us see her move and react and, hopefully, talk. 

Talking is the best part of porn. Kasey growls. She rolls the words out of her mouth. Gutteral and raunchy. I think I overused that word. in the PMV writeup but it's just so appropriate for her. Like Brooklyn Gray, she has a kind of resting 'Lets-do-bad-things' face. She looks like trouble. She's the girl your Mother should have warned you about. The one with a plan. to do bad stuff that you really shouldn't, but you'll remember forever.

Unfortunately, Deen's too much of an asshole to let her do much talking during the scene. It's still memorable, but she makes it great in spite of him. Look at this  clip below. Who is contributing more to the scene, her or him?

Third Scene Digital Sin/New Sensations, The Father Figure.

I think this is her best scene and it's just amazing in so many ways. The sequence at the start where she just can't get a hard enough spanking from her Stepdad is great. Her expressions are just the best. And when she takes down her panties and drapes herself back across his lap. she just. milks the scene for all it's worth. Whoever directed this just 'got; Kasey so well. Like in the otherr scenes, she's pushing her partner all the time, but in this one, the direction leans into her outrageous appetites. I don't know much about the guy in this, but he's effectively still along for the ride. The difference is the director alows her the space to showcase just how bad she is. 

The only shitty part in this - I always have to have a pet peeve - is that when the sex begins we get an eighties squalling guitar riff backing tack. WHO THINKS THIS IS A GOOD IDEA? it sounds terrible and adds nothing. The music is some algorithm generated junk that a youtuber would reject as too cheesy. And it makes Kasey's dialog harder to hear. Porn crime Number One.

And the words are worth hearing. 

My caption can't get acrross Kasey's tone and delivery for this line. She drawls it out. She sneers. She's taunting him and she's enjoying it. I don't think any other performer delivers lines as well as she does.

She's like this through the whole scene.She chews up the scenery, spits it out and goes looking for more. She keeps her cute little cotton top and socks on for almost the whole scene. Even when we're near the end and she's being pounded from behind while tied to the bed, she still looks incredible. Always in charge, always seeking to outdo herself. 

Her facial expressions, the way she. moves, her tone, it all combines to make her just electric to watch. 

Look at this above. See that grin? The way she. moves her head and then the way she bucks her whole body?  She's doing all that - her partner's just standing there. In a way it's a crying shame. I think she should have been a massive star but I don't think she ever got the recognition she deserved while she was making porn with the larger studios. She ought to have been paired with better performers and given more  vehicles and scripts to match her talents. She made some great movies and she's still making porn but many of these scenes should have been given big awards and she was never given the kind of showcases that more obvious talents did at the time. 

Here's a couple more shots from this that I think show her incredible talent.

Has any performer ever looked better? She's looking into a mirror here. Her lust-drenched anguish is so on-point and beautiful.  

And here, just a few seconds later. That look? Her little smile? What is that? She knows she's doing something great here. Her director is helping, bu. Kasey's doing all the heavy lifting for the scene. She's giving him so much to work with. Whatever angle he's choosing, she's making it great. 

I could pick. out dozens more scenes from this or the JamesDeen SutMom scene she did or any of her Throated videos or many others. It's all good. Even the bad stuff is good. Writing this up has made me want to do another PMV of just her even though I just finished one. 

So to finish here's a little clip from that PMV. 

She's still making porn, but not for studios - she puts her stuff on ManyVids, mostly GG but occasionally BG. I get the feeling she's happier doing this and having more control over the content lets her show her real personality. 

Twitter : @d0esnteatmeat

ManyVids 

Only Fans

Her Amazon Wishlist 

Can I strongly encourage you to support her with one of these links, if even just to encourage the incredible, versatile performer to  keep on making porn? 

Perfect Porn : Olivia Nova, Vixen

 Firstly, there's something just horrible about this video. I've put that at the end, which you can skip down to read, or you can read this as I've written it, just as I discovered it.

So, first off, Vixen, the original site in the ultra-high quality network started by Greg Lansky. It's hard to separate it from the sister studios - Blacked, Tushy and their Raw cousins but it's worthwhile, I think because Vixen best embodies what Lansky was trying to do with porn, without taking on board the racial baggage which the siblings piled on top. 

I like Vixen. It takes itself and what it does seriously. There's always an effort to put some kind of scenario together, and while it's usually pretty basic, occasionally the scenario gets a lot of time, even dialog and - whisper it - acting. At the very least, there was a director with an idea for what they were trying to film, beyond just people fucking. 

More importantly, these films have had lots of money thrown at them, and a lot of  that money has been spent on making the actors look as good as possible. Clothes, hair, makeup, lighting and sets are always high end and put together by professionals. Often, there's a glamorous location. I couldn't care less if  the scene was filmed in Monaco or St Kitts but I don't begrudge the performers and crew their holiday. I do care about makeup and hair. As I often point out, I'm watching porn to see an idealised fantasy.  It's perfectly fine if the performer looks like the girl next door, but she should look like the girl next door after she's had an incredible makeover. 

In this movie - and it's over an hour long - so I think that makes it a movie. the setup is that our heroine, Olivia really fancies someone else's husband. She invites him over and then invites him to fuck her. He grins and says she's a bad girl and might need a spanking. She seems to like that idea. Her eyes sparkle with naughty ideas. She agrees and he suggests he spanks her. She drapes herself over him.  He spanks her. She loves it. They fuck, with more spanking along the way.  That's almost John Le Carré levels of plot compared to most porn, and it gives the actors something to work with, something sexy to say, beyond just moaning and swearing. 

So, a side-bar about spanking. Like a lot of things in porn, I think it's great when it's almost incidental to a hot scene. But actual dedicated spanking videos are usually terrible. For a start, like a lot of fetish stuff, they're lower quality, badly lit, poor sound, minimal set, costume, makeup. But they're also incredibly boring. An hour of spanking is fifty nine minutes too long in my view. Plus, they have even less plot than normal porn. 'You've been bold, bend over. Ow. Ow Ow Ow Ow..." Like seriously, who is still watching after two minutes of this?

Anyway, back to our heroine's adventures on Vixen.com. In this, Oliva has been paired with Jean Val Jean, who is French, and I think, a good buddy of Lansky. He was certainly one of the most prolific actors on Vixen and he looks like a male model. I don't mind him, he is after all, the guy in the very best porn video of all time, also from Vixen, when he starred with incomparable Porn Mommy and Trump aficionado, Eva Lovia. See here XXXX. 

Val Jean's main problem is that he mumbles. Worse, he mumbles over his partner's dialog. The female star can barely get out a word without him interrupting to dribble out some almost inaudible Gallic encouragement. He's one of those guys who never heard anyone say anything without wanting to give his opinion over the top of it. When Olivia says "I love the way you're f....." we never get to hear exactly what she loves about it, because Val Jean is muttering "Yeah baby" over her sentence. You can barely hear him, but it stomps all over the star's voice. It's my pet peeve, which comes from hours spent trying to isolate her dialog, set it to music and repeat it to make a video. But if I was one of Jean's co-stars, or better yet, the director, I'd be yelling at him to shut the fuck up. I don't want to make it about him being French, but black guys don't do this. Male stars need to be strong and silent, and if they do have something relevant to say, make it clear and snappy, not like an inebriated Charles Aznavour muttering to himself. 

Now, Olivia. She looks stunning in all her movies, but in this one, the crew excelled themselves. Her hair, makeup and outfit are just perfect. It's simple. understated and classy, but you can tell that a vast amount of time, effort and money went into making her look her absolute understated and classy best. She wears a pretty summer dress that hugs her curves and she keeps it on for a good third of the movie, which is less than we deserve but a lot more than we usually get.

I've never seen another scene where she looks this good, nor where she seems so happy and comfortable with the scene she's shooting. Her eyes shine. She looks cheeky, then lustful, joyful, anguished and surprised during the whole thing. She really turns it on for the camera and she acts up a storm all the way through. At one point she puts her hair into a ponytail and during those few seconds she looks like an absolute angel. She smiles a lot, especially for a movie where her ass is getting spanked so much. She yelps and squeals and grimaces too but there's always a smile coming soon after. She's acting, and it's very very good and she sells the whole thing very well. 

There are two main shots - on a sofa, where Olivia first lays across her guy's lap, and a bed, shot from the side. Apart from those, we get the usual short clips at the start to give some context. Olivia and val Jean texting each other and a great scene of Olivia pulling on her sexy dress before meeting him.

On the sofa and the bed, we get the usual angles and they mix it up well to show Olivia off to her best. There's always at least two cameras and they close up and give those distance, context shots that make it more than just filming people fucking. The sound is clear and sharp and California sunshine is streaming in to help light the whole thing perfectly. 

As usual, I feel compelled to write these reviews, because I've spent a long time with the scene editing it into a porn music video. This video was supposed to be lots of models from Vixen and others of their brands being spanked. But as with many videos I make, one scene is so good that eventually I decide to ditch everything else and just make the PMV from that one movie. Maybe one day I'll do the multiple actor collage or maybe I'll just leave it at this one.

Now, a short word about Olivia. Maybe you already know she died aged just 20. I didn't know this when I started making this video. And like I say above, I was so impressed with her scene that I went to Vixen.com to leave a comment about how great she was. At the top is a message lamenting her untimely passing. I was shocked. She died of an untreated UTI. She'd struggled with alcohol and other addictions and died alone. I don't know, I'm not sure anyone does, but I have to suspect her porn career almost certainly contributed something to her mental health issues and rapid decline. 

Her death is horrible and sad but in my view, she left behind some wonderful work. Maybe she regretted her porn career. Maybe she was proud of the films she made. If she was at all, she must have been proud of this one. I don't know. i did consider abandoning making it, but that just seemed pathetic, so I went on and finished the video. I think it'd be crass to say it's a tribute, but it's certainly a genuine appreciation of her talent.  

NOT about Eva Lovia.

I lied!

So I do three things. I make PMVs. I write stories. I make captioned images.

When I'm blocked on writing, I make PMVs. When I can't be bothered with PMVs, I write. When I can't do either, I make captioned images. 

But recently, I've wanted to make captioned images more. All the same. All Eva Lovia, and all of a particular style and content.

Making them is both disturbing and very satisfying - an uncomfortable combination.

I tried doing these with images of other pornstars  but that didn't work, and it seems only Eva represents the ideal of dominant femininity for me.

The first kind I do, are  high contrast. A picture of Eva, looking straight at the camera, and words highlighting the contrast between her and the viewer - her inadequate husband.

The picture is key for the image to work. I look at a lot of them before choosing. She can't be naked and she has to be looking at the viewer. The words have to dominate. Literally.

I like putting her in front of the words, while still leaving them readable, relying on the viewer to fill in what isn't visible. The one above isn't perfect since she's topless, but her look is so powerful I made an exception.

These evolved from ones like the above, which is more of a slogan. And these evolved from the one below where I repeated the text all over the background.

The point is to marry her smouldering, contemptuous look with the impact of the words. 

But of course, being the wordy bastard I am, I can't resist something with more text. These are similar, although I'll tend to use a full-body picture rather than a close-up. I get to elaborate on the relationship a bit more and these tend to be milder. Sorta. 

Eva's husband loves her so much it hurts. She tolerates him, maybe even loves him a bit, but sadly, she no longer finds him attractive. She's forced to find consolation with other men. There's always that hint of sadness, of resignation. She hurts him, but she doesn't take pleasure in it. Or at least not all the time. She humiliates him, but only for his own good, mostly. 

Of course, there's variations.

Physical punishment. 

Torture, because she likes it.

And, well, eh. Actually there's a lot of beatings. 

The inevitable consequence of all her cuckolding of course, is pregnancy. Eva didn't do many shoots while pregnant but she did a few JOI videos where she looks utterly beautiful.  And of course pregnancy is the ultimate cuckold fantasy. 

I actually took the above image and turned it into a PMV. It all links up. And of course, when I'm writing cuckold fiction, Eva's images are all over the page. When I look back at older stories, I'm surprised that I ever used images of other performers rather than her. 

I see that her podcast is getting more and more popular. I've listened to some episodes and it's so weird to hear her voice, which I know so well from her porn career, talking about topics that make my hair stand on end. She's so curious about every right wing conspiracy theory and conservative trope, I feel this sinking feeling in my guts. It's a weird parallel to the Gellis band Centrefold song. She was a perfect porn princess but now I see her sinking into the morass of authoritarian politics it feels so sad and dirty. I long for when she was just encouraging her fans to jerk off over her. Which is stupid of course. She was always this person, it just wasn't public. I just wish it wasn't so.