Eva Lovia's HA HA's

Have you read "The Mirror and the Light?"

No matter. In it, there's a recurring theme of Anne Boleyn's HA-HAs *. These are carved initials, H and A which are all over Henry's residences, carved in the panelling woodwork and lintels. Now, with Anne executed, Henry has them all removed, as in a Stalinist purge. But some are hard to find, or in out of the way spaces. It's rich symbolism, Anne's murder hangs over the remainder of Henry's reign like an unquiet spirit.

I have removed Eva Lovia's image from my header avatars and wherever else I put her in a general fandom sense. I adored Eva. I made three PMVs of her stuff. My longest story has her image all over. I made Gifs and captioned images. I subscribed to both her websites.

Now, I'm removing her. But she hangs around everywhere. Removing her from 'Eva's new lifestyle' is the hardest. It is covered in hundreds of her images. Its' main character is named after her. And even when  I do, she's going to hang around everywhere like a beautiful ghost - the worst kind.

I deleted a giant 500G folder of her porn from my hard drive. Surprisingly easy to do. But emptying the wastebin took long, painful minutes.

I'm sure plenty of other pornstars I like have illiberal views but somehow her bullshit grated all the harder because I liked her so much. Even then I might have ignored it if she just came out and said what's on her mind, but she does that passive retweeting of Pro-Trump asswipes that spread lies without actually saying them, which feels worse.

So, goodbye Eva. I will never make that sweet potato mash from your cooking twitch stream now.


*  Not to be confused with Anne Boleyn's Hoo Ha, which was a whole other matter.

Update.

Eva's hooks were in deeper than I thought. One HA HA I couldn't delete was a PMV I'd been working on. I thought about deleting it, but the thought of losing all those hours of work was too much. So, of course, I went back to it. I'd deleted the source files in the great Eva purge but there were only a few so I re-downloaded them and I've kept working on it.

Like most PMVs, this one evolved. In fact the file is still called NatashaASMRCuck because it began as a PMV based around one of Natasha of Natasha's Bedroom ASMR files. But I added some Eva JOI clips into that and then some more and eventually it just all became Eva Lovia. You see the problem. She just ... takes over.

The music is Orbital's dreamy 'Halcyon' and there's a lot of repetition. Eva posing, Eva doing that JOI movement, Eva repeating phrases. There's really two halves. In the first, she poses, poses poses, then it slowly adds JOI suggestions and then mixes in the initial scenes from Brazzers' Real Wife Stories video where she has invited some guy around to arrange a threesome with her husband, but after she sees his cock she goes, changes into lingerie and they fuck. I think that scene is the one where she looks best. Her hair in particular is just perfect. Long, soft curls. Her expressions and phrases when she's talking to the guy are just priceless. That morphs into a long section where she's jerking him off and repeating how it's okay and her husband won't mind. 

The second section is more repeated phrases where she's doing more JOI, presumably with the viewer/her husband which then slowly mixes with more scenes from her Vixen movie where she's wearing those Transparenze opaque suspender pantyhose. The JOI contrasts with more scens of her jerking off her partner in that one and as the music reaches the breakbeat section I mix in a clip of Larkin Love saying 'It tastes so good to be a Cuck' and we're into hardcore scenes from the Vixen and Brazzers movie mixed with more JOI and to the finish. No actual cumshot, it just fades out with sounds of her being rhythmically pounded, shots of her fingers gripping the bedsheets and her intoning 'Long, firm strokes' over and over.

So, this is my HA HA. I'm nearly finished it, and then that's it. I swear.